Swamp scythe
rat scythe
survival scythe
brain drainer
drain brainer
the kingmaker
It isn’t an “Arkansas toothpick,”…gotta be swampier….
Louisiana Toothpick
California Toothpick,…our politics are certainly swampy
The Newsominator
okavango toothpick
The rat king is in the nutcracker,….so “The Nutcracker”….or ”The Ratking.”
Something that combines the finesse of ballet with the lethality of that design…
Lethal swamp scythe
Lethal Cocktail
The Mixup Master!