Names for baaad knives

[johno]

The 'Aminita Fugu Ninja Sea Snake' is the bottom of the line.

The 'Twelve Pack Tina' is a baaad blade, named after a gal who earns a living by selling new resistant strains to a multi-national drug company every few months.

The 'Sierra Madre Salad' is a mean blade that you don't want to deal with.

The 'Aunt Ethel Potato Salad' is a premier tactical folder.

The 'Aunt Ethel 4th of July Potato Salad' is a premier fixed blade.

The 'Drunk Elephant' is the biggest, baddest blade of all.

Any other favorites :^)

 

[Jim March]

James Mattis topped ALL attempts in this field. If I can recall at least the gist:

"Nine Inch Double Barbed Ninja Rambotron Deathmonger 2000"

Or something like that

. I recall it well 'cuz he was referring to MY KNIFE!

Jim March

 

[James Mattis]

It was some other nut besides me, over in rec.knives a couple of years or so ago, who coined "Nine Inch Double Barbed Rambotron Ninja Deathmonger."

Jim March's Outsider realized the dream.

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[jacko]

How about the sinister black icy blade of death!

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[stray]

The "Barbie's Fashion Folder". Talk about scary...

jeff

 

[tobii3]

the "Spice Girls Swiss Army Limited Edition"???

 

[JakeP]

black knight ninja deathstar tactical tyrant

 

[tknife]

The Rickey Martin "La Cuchillo Loco"?????

 

[Spark]

The "Lorena Bobbit" special

The "Janet Reno" when you have a really ugly job to do...

Spark

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[stray]

Hey Tobii3,
Does that Swiss Army come with built-in salt n peppa shakers? My Barbie comes with Ken's.


jeff

 

[lawdog]

How about the French Naval Warfighter?

After all, the French Navy has not won a battle since. . . .well they've never won a battle I can think of, unless you characterize the Norman invasion of England in 1066 as an amphibious invasion.

 

[EQUALIZER]

I named my Dalton Serpent, "Gaboon". A snake w/a pretty horrible bite to put it nicely.

How about "SLASHER"! Oh, never mind. That was my dog...

I didn't come up w/this, but on an earlier forum, someone named there blade "Circumsizer"!

YeeeeooOOWWWW!!! Talk about a scarey slicer!

Someone else named their dog "Ol Yel'ler". Or was that thier knife?....

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[Jim March]

Eviscerator 9000

 

[lawdog]

I've reconsidered: My baaad knife would bear the name "Exsanguinator 5 qt." Exsanguination being the medical term for the process of bleeding to death, 5 qt for the amount of blood you'd lose at the hands of this weapon.

My second choice? The Brainpanner.

 

[Wolf]

I'd be frightened of the Samurai Rabbi Bris Kris!

Wolf

 

[chizpuf]

Living la vida lockback


ricky martin makes me cry.

chizpuf

 

[Kelt]

the Tosa Inu Terrorizer

 

[Double Edge Dave]

The Simpson Slammer...It`s a regular kitchen knife but disappears into thin air after use.
David

AKTI#150

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[Tuff]

I got 2 words for ya - torch dagger. Don't get uglier and lamer than that.

Ricky Martin makes you cry? He makes me sick...

 

[Uncle Bill]

"Baaaad" as in Evil:

The "Waco Collaborator"
manufactured of course by
BATF-Delta Force Inc.



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