Names for baaad knives

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johno

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The 'Aminita Fugu Ninja Sea Snake' is the bottom of the line.

The 'Twelve Pack Tina' is a baaad blade, named after a gal who earns a living by selling new resistant strains to a multi-national drug company every few months.

The 'Sierra Madre Salad' is a mean blade that you don't want to deal with.

The 'Aunt Ethel Potato Salad' is a premier tactical folder.

The 'Aunt Ethel 4th of July Potato Salad' is a premier fixed blade.

The 'Drunk Elephant' is the biggest, baddest blade of all.

Any other favorites :^)
 
James Mattis topped ALL attempts in this field. If I can recall at least the gist:

"Nine Inch Double Barbed Ninja Rambotron Deathmonger 2000"

Or something like that
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. I recall it well 'cuz he was referring to MY KNIFE!
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Jim March
 
It was some other nut besides me, over in rec.knives a couple of years or so ago, who coined "Nine Inch Double Barbed Rambotron Ninja Deathmonger."

Jim March's Outsider realized the dream.
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How about the sinister black icy blade of death!

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[This message has been edited by jacko (edited 24 August 1999).]
 
The "Lorena Bobbit" special

The "Janet Reno" when you have a really ugly job to do...

Spark

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Hey Tobii3,
Does that Swiss Army come with built-in salt n peppa shakers? My Barbie comes with Ken's.


jeff
 
How about the French Naval Warfighter?

After all, the French Navy has not won a battle since. . . .well they've never won a battle I can think of, unless you characterize the Norman invasion of England in 1066 as an amphibious invasion.
 
I named my Dalton Serpent, "Gaboon". A snake w/a pretty horrible bite to put it nicely.

How about "SLASHER"! Oh, never mind. That was my dog...
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I didn't come up w/this, but on an earlier forum, someone named there blade "Circumsizer"!
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YeeeeooOOWWWW!!! Talk about a scarey slicer!

Someone else named their dog "Ol Yel'ler". Or was that thier knife?....

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"But now, he that hath a purse, let him take it, and likewise his scrip; and he that hath no sword let him sell his garment and buy one." Luke 22:36 & John 3:18
 
I've reconsidered: My baaad knife would bear the name "Exsanguinator 5 qt." Exsanguination being the medical term for the process of bleeding to death, 5 qt for the amount of blood you'd lose at the hands of this weapon.

My second choice? The Brainpanner.
 
The Simpson Slammer...It`s a regular kitchen knife but disappears into thin air after use.
David

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I got 2 words for ya - torch dagger. Don't get uglier and lamer than that.

Ricky Martin makes you cry? He makes me sick...
 
"Baaaad" as in Evil:

The "Waco Collaborator"
manufactured of course by
BATF-Delta Force Inc.



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