Yes, yes I see what you mean. Like the ebb and flow of the tides, the changing of the seasons, all can be interpreted while contemplating the butt of the Waki. If I look hard enough I can see the dancing rivulets of bouncing bubbling brooks on one side, and the fiery spray of erupting molten rock on the other. Yin-yang, dark vs light. Good and evil. All will be revealed to you upon introspection.
Yes. Hmmm. I shall delve deeper into this.