Need any handle materials?

Yekim,

Please excuse my ignorance, but what is oosic.

Thanks,
steve
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Be alert...the world needs more lerts.
 
Hmmmmm....should we tell him?

I think the name came from when the first time a guy told his mom what the pretty handle material was on his new knife. (Eeeeewwwww sick!)
 
If you've not ordered from Mike before, both his materials and his prices are excellent.

Oosic is Walrus Penile Bone. Lots of character and a great conversation piece. Women seem to get a perverse sense of pleasure from having it on their knives. I think it helps them deal with penis envy.
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Jerry Hossom
www.hossom.com
 
You should see the look on people's faces when I tell them that they can get more than 24" long..
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Actually, the scientific name for the oosik bone is "baculum." But than's not as fun as the more ribald explaination! It kind of makes you wonder why the female walruses are always smiling!
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Centaur
 

OK, you got me this time!!!!! If women like it as a handle I will take a sack full.

Thanks guys,
Steve
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Strange things have been done in the Midnight Sun,
and the story books are full---
But the strangest tale concerns the male,
magnificent walrus bull!

I know it's rude, quite common and crude,
Perhaps it is grossly unkind;
But with first glance at least, this bewhiskered beast,
is as ugly in front as behind.

Look once again, take a second look -- then
you'll see he's not ugly or vile --
There's a hint of a grin, in that blubbery chin --
and the eyes have a shy secret smile.

How can this be, this clandestine glee
that exudes from the walrus like music?
He knows, there inside, beneath blubber and hide
lies a splendid contrivance -- the Oosik!

"Oosik" you say -- and quite well you may,
I'll explain if you keep it between us;
In the simplest truth, though rather uncouth
"Oosik" is, in fact, his penis!

Now the size alone of this walrus bone,
would indeed arouse envious thinking --
It is also a fact, documented and backed,
There is never a softening or shrinking!

This, then, is why the smile is so sly,
the walrus is rightfully proud.
Though the climate is frigid, the walrus is rigid,
Pray, why, is not man so endowed?

Added to this, is a smile you might miss ---
Though the bull is entitled to bow --
The one to out-smile our bull by a mile
is the satisfied walrus cow!

-Anonymous


YeK

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I have to be good, I gave my mom and my fiance knives for their birthdays.
 
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