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Okay I'm at wits end and I really don't want to call an exterminator if I can avoid it. I feel that in a head to head battle of wits with a small rodent I should be able to prevail. However to date the little #%#^%$& has run circles around me, sometimes literally. Also, time is of the essence, as my wife is out of patience and about to call in the pros. I'm getting so desparate I'm actually considering getting a pellet gun and laying in wait for the little sob all night.
Here's what I've tried, and the results:
Traditional snap traps -- I think I actually heard him laughing at me over these. Anyway, he never went near them.
One of those "roach motel" type traps with bait inside. He's supposed to go in the little opening, and door closes behind him. Doesn't kill, just traps him. He thought that was funnier than the snap traps.
Sticky/Glue traps. I think he has the ability to hover in midair because he ate most of the cookie I placed in the middle of it, and didn't leave so much as a hair or a footprint behind.
Poison -- I swear I'm not making this up. After laying out some poison one night I woke up the next morning and saw he had eaten several pellets. They weren't just missing -- there were nibbled remnants and crumbs from the pellets he ate. I simply assumed he was dead or dying and I was victorious at last. Until that night when I saw him scurry across my bedroom in the pink of health.
I've never had a mouse issue before and I don't know if this is normal or if this is some superhuman mouse. And yes I do mean superhuman, the human he superior to of course being me.
Anyway, can anyone please offer me some practical advice for dealing with an intellectually superior mouse?
I'll send a Case trapper in a collectors tin, still factory sealed to anyone who's original idea works. I mean that.
Thanks in advance! I'm sure this mouse, formidible though he is, is no match for the aggregated wisdom of the Bladeforums community!
Here's what I've tried, and the results:
Traditional snap traps -- I think I actually heard him laughing at me over these. Anyway, he never went near them.
One of those "roach motel" type traps with bait inside. He's supposed to go in the little opening, and door closes behind him. Doesn't kill, just traps him. He thought that was funnier than the snap traps.
Sticky/Glue traps. I think he has the ability to hover in midair because he ate most of the cookie I placed in the middle of it, and didn't leave so much as a hair or a footprint behind.
Poison -- I swear I'm not making this up. After laying out some poison one night I woke up the next morning and saw he had eaten several pellets. They weren't just missing -- there were nibbled remnants and crumbs from the pellets he ate. I simply assumed he was dead or dying and I was victorious at last. Until that night when I saw him scurry across my bedroom in the pink of health.
I've never had a mouse issue before and I don't know if this is normal or if this is some superhuman mouse. And yes I do mean superhuman, the human he superior to of course being me.
Anyway, can anyone please offer me some practical advice for dealing with an intellectually superior mouse?
I'll send a Case trapper in a collectors tin, still factory sealed to anyone who's original idea works. I mean that.
Thanks in advance! I'm sure this mouse, formidible though he is, is no match for the aggregated wisdom of the Bladeforums community!