Neg. to the H.E.S.T

[R.A.T.]

You could always just keep a full sized flathead screwdriver in your anus whenever you expect trouble.

Let me re-phrase that last statement I posted....

Brilliance is what I have come to expect from some RAT Packers.

 

[hwpaintballer]

You could always just keep a full sized flathead screwdriver in your anus whenever you expect trouble.

Ah so you also read prison survival: 101 the hidden shank.

 

[glefic]

Or simply break the handles open with a rock If it was my ass on the line I could get into those handles...guaranteed. I suppose we should have put a survival kit, a cell phone, some rolled up hundred dollar bills, a Motel 6 and a hooker inside the handle also and just take all the improvising out of the picture.

shit all i was saying is that there is 1 thing wrong and a little thing at that. No need for the motel 6 i'll settle of days inn.

 

[Les]

You could always just keep a full sized flathead screwdriver in your anus whenever you expect trouble.

Oh SNAP!

 

[Les]

Kinda gives "Rat Packer" a whole new meaning.

 

[hwpaintballer]

Now that is pure genius if I have ever heard it! Brilliance of that magnitude is what I have come to expect from RAT Packers.

I found a new sig line, thanks Jeff :thumbup:

 

[R.A.T.]

So are you discriminating against Motel 6's?

 

[glefic]

Well if i was going to pull the hooker out of the knife i could go cheap

 

[R.A.T.]

Well if i was going to pull the hooker out of the knife i could go cheap

Now you're thinking!

 

[shotgunner11]

Let me re-phrase that last statement I posted....

Brilliance is what I have come to expect from some RAT Packers.

Don't mention it Jeff...


Geez, I'm blushing.

 

[glefic]

The only reason i said anything was because. I wanted to use the H,E.S.T and wait i could get in to it pluse a small ranger flint for the RAT survival contest if we were still doing it. I should have #139 anyday now

 

[Carolina River Rat]

I wanna know where you guys are finding hookers small enought to fit in a HEST handle. The ones around here look like bipedal hippos.

 

[glefic]

you can find some in eatheopia

 

[MustardMan]

I like the simplicity of a washer on the lanyard - and I bet you could improvise some other nifty uses for that washer in the field too.

 

[johnspark]

OMG! This is worthy! Some of the best work I've seen yet! The start of a classic RAT forum thread in the making.

 

[t-k-c]

Now that is pure genius if I have ever heard it! Brilliance of that magnitude is what I have come to expect from RAT Packers. Oh, and CRR, don't let anyone know about the new dehydrated water packets that you and I are developing - Just add water for instant water anywhere in the world!

Now THAT'S funny!

 

[shangchi108]

I knew a guy who could open twist off beer bottle caps with his buttcheeks.

If he could do that, I'll get into the handle.

With your buttcheeks?

 

[shotgunner11]

I wanna know where you guys are finding hookers small enought to fit in a HEST handle. The ones around here look like bipedal hippos.

If you just remove all the unnessesarry parts, they fit into even the smallest of spaces.

 

[shotgunner11]

With your buttcheeks?

Man, I can crack walnuts with these buns of steel.

 

[hwpaintballer]

You ever thought on going on America's got talent?