Neighbor's Car Alarm

[DPris]

Which khukuri would you recommend as the most efficient to use in disabling the neighbor's car alarm that now goes off repeatedly early every morning?

Model, length, handle material, please.
Denis

 

[gurkha berserka]

30 in Suri or Kobra... Make sure they see you walking up to their car with it. The sheer sight alone will cause them to loose their bowels.

 

[DPris]

Certainly SHOULD make an impression.
Denis

 

[blue lander]

Hmm. What route would you be taking to the alarm? Smashing through the hood? Bashing a window in and hacking up the dashboard?

 

[Bawanna]

Type of vehicle, year of vehicle, model of vehicle, vin number, color. Details!

 

[DPris]

It's a little silver thing.
I lost the ability to discern between brands many years ago.
Maybe 5 years or so old.
Four door.

Thinking probably through the hood.
Denis

 

[cul4u01]

Borrow one of Phillls monster khuks, that ought to do it.

 

[DarthTaco123]

I think a magnum AK would do it, possibly a hanshee if you want to do it in complete style.

 

[DPris]

Style points would be extra, but always nice.

If long blade, think it'll definitely have to go through the hood.
No room to get a good swing inside that thing.
Denis

 

[Mix it up]

This sounds like a job for a battle axe.

 

[DPris]

Fresh outa those.
Have khukuri, will travel, on the other hand.

What'd we decide's the best handle material for car alarm disables?
Denis

 

[mtngunr]

Call 911 every time it goes off...

 

[scotchleaf]

A brick?

 

[DPris]

Scotch,
A brick is the first choice of a man so lacking in style, sophistication, grace, and elegance that he'd choose a...brick.

I refuse to sink so low.
Denis

 

[Steely_Gunz]

22" Ganga Ram. I don't believe in being subtle and mincing words. Nothing says, "please address your car alarm issues" like a 4lb piece of steel wedged into the engine block.

 

[DPris]

Denis

 

[mtngunr]

Scotch,
A brick is the first choice of a man so lacking in style, sophistication, grace, and elegance that he'd choose a...brick.

I refuse to sink so low.
Denis

A brick painted gold with floral motif and attached note saying, "You deserve a brick today".

Or just a note under windshield wiper saying "If you anger me again, i'll....i'll....IGNORE you!....if you don't believe me, just WATCH....i'm not kidding!!"

 

[JayGoliath]

Borrow one of Phillls monster khuks, that ought to do it.

He will summon them to transform the car into scrap without a scratch!

 

[Scara]

Scotch,
A brick is the first choice of a man so lacking in style, sophistication, grace, and elegance that he'd choose a...brick.

I refuse to sink so low.
Denis

Is it bad that I read that and immediately thought "not if it's a brick of C4"?

 

[Bigfattyt]

I'd go with a heavy bone cutter. Cut the roof off at the pillars so you can pop the hood and disconnect the battery.