Neighbor's Car Alarm

All cuteness aside, a fire axe rather than mess up a perfectly good khukuri.

All Walter Mittyishness aside, talk to neighbor politely first, and then ignore or call 911 every time it goes off and let bored officer explain to car owner how tired they are of responding to calls and them generating false alarms and will be charged at going rate.
 
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There are so many and funner better ways....i have college party animals shortcutting through gap in fence through back yard rather than using alley...i COULD set a lethal trap and lose or booger a perfectly good khukuri but moh' bettah to appropriate neighbor's cat litter box bag and dump in pathway to be found at night with the old heel/toe/nostril tactile feedback thing....

I can still hear the drunken girls shrieking to boyfriends in such delicate ladylike words of "WHAT THE (expletive deleted)!!????" In spike heels and open toes, and nothing like the beauty of the fairer sex singing to set my heart at peace.
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DPris said:
Which khukuri would you recommend as the most efficient to use in disabling the neighbor's car alarm that now goes off repeatedly early every morning?

Model, length, handle material, please.
Denis
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Pretend you think somebody is actually stealing the car and call the cops.
I bet the neighbor will take care of his car after one or two visits.
Only do that if you know local cops don't have any real crimes to fight.

Alternatively find a way to trigger their alarm at 0300am or other bad times. If they don't get up from the noise, ring their doorbell to inform them friendly that their alarm is on. After a few days of lost sleep they'll be getting their alarm adjusted for sure.
 
I'm liking the EMP cannon. REALLY liking.
Happen to have a son-in-law I have no doubt could build one. :)

Kinda mystifying why it doesn't wake the owners. In their driveway, much closer to their house than ours.

We live in a small town covered by a thinly-spread sheriff's office in a sizable county, I wouldn't want to drag somebody here on something minor like this if it'd impact their ability to respond on something more important. :)

The khukuri was a thought that had its own built-in stylistic satisfactions, but the neighbors are otherwise good people, so I'll drop down to a knock on the door one evening if it keeps up.

Denis
 
We bought a used Mustang for the wife a few years back and of course being used you don't get all the paperwork and how to do stuff.

I'd go to wash it and and some sort of alarm would go off. I'd tell the wife and she said she never turned nothing on and didn't know how to turn it off.
Finally quit on it's own and we couldn't figure it out.

She finally at my urging took it to the dealer and they did something. She still don't know how to turn it on which is fine and dandy by me. I'm near deaf and it was disturbing to me, must drive hearing folks plumb insane.
 
Bubbles got a brand new 2014 Subaru for Christmas in 2013.
Pretty much an automatic alarm system.

I refuse to carry the "smart" clicker key, too damned bulky for my pocket.
So I carry the "dumb valet" key that has no electronics in it.
Still bulky, but less so on my key ring.

For months I cursed that car when I'd borrow it & have to lock it someplace.
ALWAYS set off the alarm EVERYTIME I unlocked it.

After a year or so of me asking her to read through her manual & disable it, she finally said she couldn't.

Eventually had enough, called dealer, asked how to kill the alarm system.
Very helpful, guy gave me the secret combination of handshakes & passwords to de-activate it each time I need to lock it.

Old truck & old Blazer don't even have alarms, which is fine by me.
Denis
 
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