Neil & True North & Christmas

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Santa Claus lives at the North Pole. Neil Ostroff lives at True North Knives. In my youth I always thought highly of Santa. Now I think highly of Neil. The toys you get from True North are way better that anything you may have gotten from the North Pole. No matter if you have been naughty or nice, Neil will take good care of you.
 
On the one hand, Neil demands payment for his presents. Santa doesn't.

On the other hand, Neil will deliver whether you have been naughty or nice.
Given the crowd at Bladeforums, I believe that we would be better off with Neil....


:D
 
On the one hand, Neil demands payment for his presents. Santa doesn't.

On the other hand, Neil will deliver whether you have been naughty or nice.
Given the crowd at Bladeforums, I believe that we would be better off with Neil....


:D

But will Neil wear a curly white beard and say "Ho, ho, ho!"?? :eek:

Will Neil pay his elves a living wage? :eek:

Most importantly ... do we get to sit on Neil's lap and read him our Christmas list? :eek:

;):cool:
 
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