Nepali Pooper Skhuper

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During my recent camping trip from hell, as I went about pitching my tent, it became quickly apparent that some other park guest had allowed his canine to use the area for the execution of its bodily functions. And from the evidence, this happened at least a half-a-dozen times and, to add insult to injury, the beast must have been at least the size of a small horse. At any rate, calling upon my razor-sharp intellect, I quickly deduced that the wide blade of my trusty 18" villager would make a great pooper scooper. And, much to my wife's amusement (she has a twisted mind), the ol' khuk performed magnificently as I went about sanitizing the area! And I must add that I turned more than a few heads as I walked across the campground holding the khuk well in front of me, its blade piled high with doggy doo, during the course of my several trips to the proper disposal area.

So, this experience got me to thinking that perhaps other forumites have used their khuks in rather unusual ways. Anybody?
 
I knew they were versatile but I just can't beat that...although this week I used my villager to dress cedar shakes on a gazebo I built. by the way,I think the continuing downward spiral in the quality of cedar shake is a sad commentary on our society,or maybe a buisiness opportunity for any of you young guys who want to start a buisiness. I know probably 10 carpenters personally who'd be willing to pay twice as much for quality shake,but it's hard to find 'em that are even square! I know it's getting hard to find good cedar nowadays but is that any reason to cut what you do find so poorly half of them are useless? I'll stop ranting now.
 
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Yep, and I laughed at the campin' thread too!

Kinda reminds me of the joke about the old cowboy and his
cure for chapped
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I would have to sterilize that khukuri several times before I cut the pepperoni with it again.

There's more, But.....
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Each person's work is always a portrait of himself.

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Khukuri FAQ
Himalayan Imports Website
 
Thank you for your discretion and relative taste, Yvsa. ( Guys, trust me, he's much worse in person. )

Reminds me of the time I took my fiance to introduce her to the rest of the family. She'd met my mom before, but my mom had been on good behavior then. ( I made sure I got the fiance out of there before the stress got too much for my mom and she started telling stories on me at age 3 or 4. )

This time my aunt and my mom were together too long beforehand - and unfortunately not in private but waiting for us in the middle of the biggest mall in Reno. By the time we showed up they'd already giggled themselves into nearly wetting their pants.

Anyway, on the way home my fiance told me she had a family like that too.

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" You can crop a jackass's ears, but that still don't give him no horse-sense. "

Himalayan Imports Website
 
In this forum, a thread that stayed on topic would drive you nuts trying to figure out what was wrong with it, Uncle. You'd know there was something "wrong" with it but unsure what. Heeee Haaaaw! ( Just bein' aBRAYsive
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" You can crop a jackass's ears, but that still don't give him no horse-sense. "

Himalayan Imports Website
 
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I don't believe it would be near as much fun in here, but .....to get back on topic.
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Well I suppose we could clean them up, the threads, With a Nepali Pooper Skhuper.
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Or I could be less discretionary and spread a bit more, after all I am right next door to Texas the largest pooper spreading state in the union.
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>>>>---¥vsa---->®

Each person's work is always a portrait of himself.

---- Samuel Butler.

Khukuri FAQ
Himalayan Imports Website
 
If this trip is the same as the one described in "dead cat", I would suggest mining the football fields.

Will
 
Not even half a day and I'm hoping Unc's return is not delayed.

Maybe I should sign in under an alias - but then how long would it take for the forumites to recognize my twisted mind? Insanity is infectious - you get it from your clients.
 
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Bro how do you explain so many here with such similar minds?
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Or is all the world crazy except the knife and gun nuts..... which also apply to many of us here?
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So there you go.

Yvsa. (Going off to fondle and stroke some knives while thinking about what kind of smallish semi automatic pistol around .40 caliber I should get for CCW.
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Rusty, I've heard it said that misery loves company. Apparently the same holds true for insanity! Or is it just weirdness? Ah, a point to ponder -- are really weird people insane? Perhaps all weird people are insane, but not all insane people are weird?! By Jove, I think I'm on to something here! I'll get back to you after I do further research.
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Or, as they say in outpatient counseling after the clients have all left and it's just the shrinks left having coffee: "That guy is really crazy!!!"

But who cares as long as we have someplace to go where the other folks there understand us, and treat us like friends or family ( whichever is better. Like this forum.
 
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