During my recent camping trip from hell, as I went about pitching my tent, it became quickly apparent that some other park guest had allowed his canine to use the area for the execution of its bodily functions. And from the evidence, this happened at least a half-a-dozen times and, to add insult to injury, the beast must have been at least the size of a small horse. At any rate, calling upon my razor-sharp intellect, I quickly deduced that the wide blade of my trusty 18" villager would make a great pooper scooper. And, much to my wife's amusement (she has a twisted mind), the ol' khuk performed magnificently as I went about sanitizing the area! And I must add that I turned more than a few heads as I walked across the campground holding the khuk well in front of me, its blade piled high with doggy doo, during the course of my several trips to the proper disposal area.
So, this experience got me to thinking that perhaps other forumites have used their khuks in rather unusual ways. Anybody?
So, this experience got me to thinking that perhaps other forumites have used their khuks in rather unusual ways. Anybody?