NEW CONTEST ! Win a Stealth Hawk!

I'm poor and can't afford a Busse right now, so I figured since no one else tried, I might as well go for it. I could use a good Busse knife.

1. Knuckle Duster
2 8
3. right
4. A2
5. Popular Mechanics
6. Jungle Fever
7. MP45
8. Schick Razors
9. Swisher Sweets
10. Budweiser
11. SUV
12. Little Nut
13. I'm a football player, like I read poems
14. 3
15. Great Expectations
16. 0
17. Tonight Show
18. A new van
19. For blind people to know it's really a Busse
20. Nuclear Tough, World Leader in Extreme performance knives, and (my personal favorite) "Just in case you can take it with you"




[This message has been edited by Jeremy Reynolds (edited 03-02-2000).]
 
I'm with DonL on this one. I'm out of my element and would only be working off of other answers. But I'm looking forward to reading the answers.

Mike
 
Times running out gang. Let's have some wild guessing. You will not be graded! I repeat, you will not be graded. Contest ends at 11:00pm tonight!

Good luck,

Jerry Busse
 
Don't get over here too much, but those who know me, know I just can't pass up an opportunity like this, so here goes:

1. Count William, Lord of Astoria, Conqueror of Gritty Bathtub Rings and Ravager of the Lunchmeat Aisle.
2. For your sake, I hope they all are. Being the wife of a knifemaker, though, the law of probability says that the answer is probably zero, though.
3. Which time?
4. Subject, predicate...I didn't know this was gonna be an English test!!! NO FAIR!
5. Better Homes and Gardens. At least they should have.
6. Fifth Earl of Gascoigne.
7. Metal.
8. Maxwell House Coffee. Good to the last Drop-point...
9. Stubby.
10. Anything it takes a knife to open--metal cans, preferably.
11. A moving one, hopefully. If not, I have this cousin...
12. Vern Whitaker. I dunno, it just sounded like a good name for a deer-tine knife. Okay, on this one, I'm guessing.
13. It was "Battle Mistress"--by me, wasn't it? You remember: I have a knife/It's by my side/I call it my Mistress/all beaming with pride./Her kiss is cold/her gaze quite steely/this is one babe/who's not touchy-feely.
14. Officially, or just passing on wisdom to folks on campus?
15. Taming of the Shrew. NO, WAIT! It's that one where EVERYONE DIES! No, not that one! THE OTHER ONE where everybody dies!
16. None. The rope started out longer than 1"--it was in 1" pieces AFTER he cut it! *TRICK QUESTION*
17. Oprah. HEY! It's late-night to me...just cause I work graveyard shift...
18. More knives. It was really hard for all of the Disabled Vets to hold and use that one knife at the same time.
19. 'Cause the Excelsior Line has them inlaid with gold, along with rich, Corinthian leather and a Bose stereo.
20. a) Battle Mistress--Don't miss the Busse! b) Steel Heart--It was good enough for Shakespeare, so it's good enough for you, thou crook-pated knave! and finally, c) Buy this Knife, and get this free matching Lamborghini Countach! See details below...

Well, those are my guesses. They may not be good guesses, but they're MY guesses. I'm just letting you look 'cause your my friends. But don't touch 'em. They're still kinda scared of other people, so just look at 'em...and, as always, ENJOY!!



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An optimist thinks he lives in the best of all possible worlds...a pessimist is sure of it.
 
1. Knuckle Buster
2. 1
3. Right
4. Metallurgy
5. Popular Mechanics
6. Developments in Knife Steels
7. MP45
8. Preparation H
9. Robustos
10. Bud Lite
11. Ford F150
12. Bambi's Daddy
13. Robert Burns 'The Bonnie Lass of Albanie'
14. 3
15. Hamlet (phrase also appears in Richard II and The Comedy of Errors)
16. 0 it was a #9
17. Tonight Show
18. stuff
19. Facilitate removal
20. 'World Leader in Extreme Performance Knives' 'Nuclear Tough' 'Just in Case You Can Take it With You'
 
OK Jerry, you axed for it:
Tongue firmly in cheek,
1.Silver Knight
2.none
3.right
4.I am too lazy to dig it up, I think it had something to do with full-tang construction.
5.Popular Mechanics
6."I'm Jerry Younkins & you're not"
7.MP45
8.those cheapass bubblecompassbuttcapthickasasilverdollar survival knives!
9.lit
10.cold
11.The Battle Mistress Mobile
12.One Trick Pony
13.Pioneers Oh Pioneers, Walt Whitman
14.heh
15.who?
16.none, he made them with a Basic 9.
17.Stern
18.flag pole
19.likes to have his name imprinted on people's hands!
20.Apples to Apples, Just in Case,Why we don't make hair dryers.
Ten

[This message has been edited by Tenbeers (edited 03-03-2000).]
 
Like I have a chance of winning
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but I'll give it a shot anyway
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1. Knuckle knife
2. Zero
3. Right
4. Mettalurgy
5. Popular Mechanics
6. Buy my knives I'm broke????
7. MP45
8. AAmco tranmisions
9. Monica Special
10. Gas powered
11. Sam Adams
12. Acorn Special
13. Edgar Allen Poe
14. 3
15. Mid summer night dream
16. 2771 and it was a #9 Zero with a #7
17. The late show with Johnny Carson
18. Condoms
19. raises letters so they can be ground off and walla a "sterile" knife
20. "The World Leader in Extreme Performance Knives" "nuclear tough" and "the toughest knives in the world"



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[This message has been edited by Shrike9 (edited 03-03-2000).]
 
Try #1
  1. The Knuckle Duster
  2. 4 knives
  3. Right
  4. Metallurgy
  5. Popular Mechanics
  6. Badass Blades
  7. MP45
  8. Domino's Pizza
  9. Hamlets
  10. Budweiser
  11. 4x4
  12. Mighty Oak
  13. The Needle Pen and Sword by Lydie Sigourney
  14. 3
  15. King Henry VI. Part II
  16. Basic #7 = 0 but with a Basic #9 = 2771
  17. Tonight Show
  18. A new facility
  19. For easy removal
  20. "Nuclear Tough", "Just in case you CAN take it with you... You'd better take a BUSSE ('Cause who knows where you're goin')", "Why Busse Combat Doesn't Make Hair Dryers Oops... Way Too Much Power!"
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    JD
 
3. right
7. MP45
10. Beer
11. none, you have a chaffeur
14. 2
16. 0
15. King Henry VI. Part II
17. Arsenio Hall
19. easier to manufacture
20. apples to apples
Old records were meant to be broken.
 
Try #2
  1. The Knuckle Duster
  2. 4 knives
  3. Left
  4. Metallurgy
  5. Popular Mechanics
  6. Badass Blades
  7. MP45
  8. Domino's Pizza
  9. Hamlets
  10. Budweiser
  11. 4x4
  12. Mighty Oak
  13. The Needle Pen and Sword by Lydie Sigourney
  14. 3
  15. King Henry VI. Part II
  16. Basic #7 = 0 but with a Basic #9 = 2771
  17. Tonight Show
  18. A new facility
  19. For easy removal
  20. "Nuclear Tough", "Just in case you CAN take it with you... You'd better take a BUSSE ('Cause who knows where you're goin')", "Why Busse Combat Doesn't Make Hair Dryers Oops... Way Too Much Power!"
    [/list=a]
    JD
 
Here goes nothing!!
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1.
2. 2
3. hmmm, the right hand
4. steel composition??
5. popular science
6.
7. 01
8. ( sing with me ) I'm stuck on Band Aid cuase Band Aid's stuck on me
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9. El Presidenty
10. Beer Beer. White can black letters.
11. 1971 Ford f150, v-8 with a towing package.
12. Item # 12113
13.
14. 3
15.
16. zero
17. Wally George?HAHA!!
18. Medical equipment.
19. So that you have an index to know which way you are holding the knife in the dark.
20. extreme performance knives, nuclear tough, and the worlds leader in extreme performance knives.

Just a collection of really baddd guesses.
Thanks for the contest.




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Shawn R Sullivan
 
Oh, ****!!!
1. Jerry’s knuckle knife
2. 3
3. left hand
4. metallurgy
5. ?
6. cut or not to cut
7. MP 45
8. ?
9. none, he is a non-smoker
10. Budweiser
11. a tank, I guess
12. ?
13. ?
14. 3
15. ?
16. 2771 pieces
17. Jay Leno
18. Land
19. for fun
20. nuclear tough, nuclear tough, nuclear tough

Have a good one.
Dirk
 
Well, since it came down to "SWAG (Scientific Wild Assed Guess) Time", I'll toss a few into the ring and go for some bonus "Jennifer Busse and the Busse Girls Points".

1. Busse Knuckle Dragger, because Jerry stopped dragging his knuckles and became an evolved male after meeting his wonderful wife.
2. Every one of the knives in your kitchen is sharp. (This might have been a trick question.)
3. Jerry injured his left hand, the hand that wears the ring that proves his undying devotion to his wife.
4. "How to Avoid Letting Your Knife Business Take Away Precious Quality Time With The Love Of Your Life."
5. Modern Woman, because they were touched by Jerry's sentimental side.
6. How To Protect Your Precious Wife From Evil Ne`er-Do-Wells With A Rusty Razor Blade, A Bent Paper Clip, And Three Rubber Bands."
7. MP45 (Can't figure out how to tie any bonus points to this one.)
8. The jewelry store where Jerry buys lots of baubles for Jennifer. Either that, or I'll go with AAMCO transmissions.
9. Jerry doesn't smoke those smelly things around his wife or any of the Busse Girls, who all prefer to remain as fresh and delicate as roses.
10. Warsteiner, or Ohio's favorite, Buzz Beer! (Can't work any bonuses into that one, either.)

Okay, a moment to allow the queasiness in some of our stomachs to subside...

11. The Busse Combat Blazer. (blanking here, too)
12. The name's not important, only that the knife's beauty could never approach that of Jennifer or the Busse Girls, even in the eyes of the most jaded knifeknut.
13. I guess that I will never see,
a person as wonderful as Jennifer Busse...
Actually, for another guess, I'll go with "The Needle Pen and Sword", by Lydie Sigourney, whose namesake Sigourney Weaver hold nary a candle to the Busse Girls.
14. 3, but his real intelligence comes from the women around him.
15. King Hank the Whatever, I'll copy VI from a couple others. But it doesn't matter much since I've never heard that Jerry ever write timeless poetry for his wife.
16. Jerry cut 0 pieces with a #7, 2771 with a #9, but the number of cuts pales to the infinite charms of Jennifer and the Busse Girls.
17. It was a special late-night episode of Oprah, entitled, "Why I'm Gonna Start Pampering My Wife More".
18. Stress counciling so that they can all regain happy, loving relationships with their precious wives.
19. To increase and improve a guy's tactile sensations to give better backrubs and foot massages to their loving, devoted wives.
20. "Nuclear tough", "world leader in extreme performance knives", and "just in case you can take it with you". The new ad copy is gonna go something like, "Nowhere near the sharpness of Mrs. Busse's brilliance or the rapier-like tongue-lashings Jerry recieves from the Busse Girls whenever he screws something up around the shop".

My God, I can't believe I've sunk so low in sucking-up. I feel pathetic. LOL!
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Don LeHue

Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings...they did it by killing all those who opposed them.

[This message has been edited by DonL (edited 03-04-2000).]
 
Hey everyone, stop copying MY answers.
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1. Kiss It.
2. Only one.
3. Right.
4. Insecurity in bed.
5. Playboy
6. Something regarding knives.
7. MP-45
8. Pampers
9. I'll ask Monica the next time I see her.
10. Heineken
11. Sport Utility Vehicle. Everybody has one.
12. Jerry's acorn
13. The Needle Pen and Sword by Lydie Sigourney
14. 2
15. King Henry VI. Part II
16. 0
17. Letterman
18. A flag.
19. Easier and cheaper to manufacture.
20. apples to apples
Old records were meant to be broken.
Nuclear Tough.

How about I just give you $137.00?
 
I'll try one more time. Found out I had one wrong.

1.
2. 0
3. right
4. How to sharpen a knife
5. Outdoor Life
6.
7. MP45
8.
9.
10. Bud
11.
12.
13.
14. 3
15.
16. 0 but he did cut 2771 with a basic 9
17.
18.
19. So they can be removed and leave no trace
20. nuclear tough, the world leader in extreme performance knives, best knives in the world


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Dwight

It's a fine line between "a hobby" and "mental illness".
 
1. Busse Trench Knife
2. 1
3. Left
4. Metallurgy
5. Popular Science
6. Jungle Survival
7. MP45
8. US Army
9. Ashtons
10. Bud Light
11. 4 wheel drive SUV
12. Little Nit
13. The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock
14. 3
15. Hamlet
16. 0
17. Late Night with David Letterman
18. motorized wheelchairs
19. To help it stay in the sheath
20. "Nuclear Tough" "world's leader in extreme preformance knives" "in canse you can take it with you..."


 
1white knuckels
25
3left hand
5popular mechanics
7bg42
8burger king
9king edwards
10turbo dog
11jeep
12white tail
142
15 romeo & juliet
16 3-million
17the tonight show
18 for a memorial
19 for a better grip
20 nuclear tough,better busse
 
Be a cool one to run again. I'd bet that Bravado has a Stealth Hawk or two in that safe of his... Maybe he could sponsor it ;)

So, there was a folder! And a forged one at that!!! That would be a cool one to figure out and find.
 
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