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idahoskunk

idahoskunk

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how about we all sacrifice buying a busse knife this month.
we take the funds and buy a large wooded parcel somewhere in the center of our turf.
we can al move there and build a fort! wife kids sheep chickens and all, even jerry!
we can clear the land with our busse's and set up a brave new world.
we just divi up the skills evenly
men = hunters, fishers, and rule makers = hi council
woman = teachers, nurses, cooks, gardeners = care givers
kids = slaves, work, work, pull weeds, do dishes, = good training
we live on the barter system, "hey, i'll trade my ad for a bowl of rice"
happy happy = guys go off hunting:rolleyes: and come home late for dinner.
good idea huh?:)
 
I'm in baby!!!!!!! I can tend bar, cook, do criminal profiles, whatever it takes. Taht is about all I am capable of these days. Let me know where we are gonna pick our parcel!
 
I get to run the Social Club.
Like Jimmy Stewart did in the Cheyenne Social Club.(loved that movie)

How much do we all need to kick in to make this happen?

You know Costa Rica is warm all year, cheap, and 1/6th of all the plants and animals in the world live there.
Lots of good hunting...and a "Great" supply for the Social Club:D ;)
 
I'm in if you'll have me.
My hunting skills are questionable. The last elk I shot had a suicide note pinned to its front shoulder....
 
Well looks like the Skunk and OnewhoOinks got the Saloon and the Social club:(

So it looks like I'm stuck with the Gun Club:eek: :D :D :D :D
 
I'd like to join, too! That is if you take Germans :rolleyes:
Let me tell you: I'm more American than most Americans, and in no way associated with that braindead socialist government we have here :barf: :barf:
Raden, if you don't want to, I'll take the gun club.
I don't think we need a sheriff or LE of any kind. Can you say 'INFI justice'?
 
raden we would have to have animal control or a humane shelter, you could run the cat house:cool:
 
ah, ahem, can't this land be on some large body of water or something? I hate being landlocked !!
 
I'll run the water and wastewater treatment plants. I guess
you guys don't drink much water though.;)
 
I can brew beer. Have yeast will travel. Am I in? Can make 'shine' also if anyone's interested. Basicly it's just boiled down beer.

Chip..Gotta have good water to brew good beer. And someone to grow some barley or wheat. The hops I can grow myself. Was in the rare plant business for about 20 yrs and still keep my hand in so to speak.

Wet
 
Not sure how I feel about being part of a world not run by me, kind of goes against my world domination plan. However in the unlikely event that I fail, I'll join up if you'll have me.

By the time this actually happens my arsenal should be quite large so I can server either in the defense arena...OR I can bring my 382nd intelligence corps comprised of HIGHLY trained young women. Since they will have no further missions I can't just leave them alone in the world.

I'll let the wise leaders of this new world decide which they would rather have from me.
 
i guess we would need a department of defense cause our life style would be so wonderful everybody would want to take it from us.
which brings up one more issue... when do we close our borders?
we probably would only have about a dozen or so miles of border and we would probably know everybody we drink with so might not be a big prob.

BUT! :eek: suppose THEY tried to steal tomatoes out of OUR garden:confused:

would we need an army? nope, just maybe some garden guards:)
 
Tomato stealing? Yes you would need an army. At that point protection is not the issue, rather a severe ass-kicking to the stinky fingered fool who touched the tomato.

The way I see it, to maintain your new world and discourage such horrible acts...equal consequences must be possibe, which is why an army would be required.

For every tomato stolen, 1000 of that man's country, people, etc... should be executed. Now INFI theft....wipe them out....all of them.
 
ok fine! then we should build a tall fence of about 7 cubits, maybe of 12 inch logs cut with infi. and a double thick gate with bands of infi. we need a gate keeper... we could call him keeper of the gate!:)

mmmmmm... who would be a good keeper of the gate???:confused:

gundster? nimmy? contender, strabs???? who could we trust with such a critical job??:confused: :confused:
 
Hmmmm, it was the 1000 people to 1 piece of fruit ratio that turned you off wasn't it? Come on be honest...
 
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