New Email

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  1. JK Knives

    JK Knives Moderator Moderator Knifemaker / Craftsman / Service Provider

    Mar 6, 2001
    I guess the Nigerian prince is pissed off that I won`t take his $1,000,000!

    Got this one this morning, from Serial Killer.

    Attention, I am very sorry for you, is a pity that this is how your life is going to end as soon as you don't comply. As you can see we are the members of the Deadly Networks in the world, which is responsible for the bombing of twin [ISO-8859-1?]tower’s in America on Sept. 11th and the bombing of London transport services on July 7th (AL-QAEDA NETWORKS WORLDWIDE), I don't have any business with you, my duty as I am mailing you now is just to KILL you and I have to do it as I have already
    been paid for that.

    Someone who you called your friend wants you dead by all means, and this person have spent a lot of money in this venture, This person came to us and told me that he wanted you dead and he provided us with your name, picture and other necessary information's we needed about you.


    So I sent my boys to track you down this including bugging of your phones with satellite tracking devices and they have carried out the necessary investigation we needed for the operation on you, and if you doubt this information am going to give you all the necessary information about you back to you in your next reply so that you can believe me, and my boys are really on you but I told them not to kill you that I will like to contact you and see if your life is important to you and the one of your family. I called my client back and ask him of your email address which I didn't tell him what I wanted to do with it and he gave it to me and I am using it to contact you now. As I am writing you this mail my men are monitoring you and they are telling me everything about you.


    Now do you want to LIVE OR DIE? Since all program has be made and draw to kill you. Get back to me now if you are ready to pay some fees to spare your Life, $10,000 is all you need to spend in this process you will first of all Pay $5,000 and then I will send a tape to you which I recorded in every discussion I had with the person who wanted you dead and as soon as you get the Tape,
    You will pay the remaining balance of $5,000. If you are not ready for my help, then I will carry on with my job straight-up.


    WARNING: DO NOT THINK OF CONTACTING THE POLICE OR EVEN TELLING ANYONE BECAUSE I WILL KNOW ,REMEMBER, SOMEONE WHO KNOWS YOU VERY WELL WANT YOU DEAD! I WILL EXTEND IT TO YOUR FAMILY, INCASE I NOTICE SOMETHING FUNNY ABOUT YOUR TELLING THE SECURITY ABOUT IT BECAUSE A GOOD LOOK IS OUT YOU AT THE MOMENT. DO NOT COME OUT ONCE IT IS 8PM UNTIL I MAKE OUT TIME TO SEE YOU AND GIVE YOU THE TAPE OF ALL DISCUSSION WITH THE PERSON WHO WANT YOU DEAD THEN YOU CAN USE IT TO TAKE ANY LEGAL ACTION. GOOD LUCK AS I AWAIT YOUR REPLY


    (I`m a little upset that I`m only worth $10,000)
     
  2. Odog27

    Odog27 Gold Member Gold Member

    Nov 20, 2011
    I am upset by "their" slaughtering of the English language. So sad.
     
  3. Kalibr906

    Kalibr906 Basic Member Basic Member

    168
    Jun 6, 2016
    I'm upset that the Deadly Network is so bad at their job. I would never hire those guys knowing what I know now.

    Even though I found this highly amusing I hope your and your family remain safe.
     
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  4. outdoorsfan

    outdoorsfan

    Sep 30, 2009
    I wouldn't be too upset by the $10,000 fee...I think they're running a special now.
     
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  5. JK Knives

    JK Knives Moderator Moderator Knifemaker / Craftsman / Service Provider

    Mar 6, 2001
    I feel safe, Remington riot gun over my shoulder, Kimber.45 on left side, Glock 17 on right side, Glock.43 in right pocket, Kimber Micro 9 in left pocket, and NAA .22 mag in watch pocket.
     
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  6. Rupestris

    Rupestris Gold Member Gold Member

    Mar 1, 2006
    Send you a tape? He assumes that people still have cassette players?

    I can hear the dialog on the tape now:

    Deadly Network guy: Do not kill the person that I told you to kill.

    Same Deadly Network guy trying to disguise his voice: Okay. I will not kill the person you told me to kill.

    Deadly Network guy: Okay.

    :D
     
  7. jbarsquat

    jbarsquat Gold Member Gold Member

    392
    Feb 22, 2017
    Thanks for sharing! This was an amusing way to start the day.
     
  8. mqqn

    mqqn Gold Member Gold Member

    Nov 12, 2009
    I got the same one a while back.

    Sad thing is, a surprising percentage of people fall for this crap.

    Watch out for the dark shadows, John.

    best

    mqqn
     
  9. Mr. Bill

    Mr. Bill

    69
    Jan 11, 2013
    Tape, I think he means reel to reel like the FBI used to use. This is pretty disgusting - these scams are bad enough but using fear for you and your family's life is horrible.
     
  10. zombieassassin

    zombieassassin Gold Member Gold Member

    Feb 1, 2015
    Wow.
     
  11. ndmiller

    ndmiller Platinum Member Platinum Member

    683
    Nov 30, 2015
    But his boys are watching you so they know that you have those to the best of your abilities you. Watch out for any small boys you don't know hiding in your yard or house or on your back. They are on you straight up.
     
  12. grunt soldier

    grunt soldier Basic Member Basic Member

    Dec 4, 2009
    Lol that's a new one for sure. The spelling and grammar is atrocious lol.
     
  13. JJ_Colt45

    JJ_Colt45 Gold Member Gold Member

    506
    Sep 11, 2014
    Watch out John I heard his boys are badasses ...

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    But let me know if it works I may need to send a ransom note for a new Element 01
     
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  14. TPVT

    TPVT Gold Member Gold Member

    Feb 14, 2012
    brotherrr. wow. lol....
     

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