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Expatriated

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In an effort to fight the immasculation of our species, I propose that if ESEE wants to put out some swag unrelated to knives, may I suggest:

1. ESEE non-filtered cigarettes. I'd buy a carton of these and I don't even smoke.

2. ESEE branded ammunition. 30-06, 375 H&H and other respectable calibers

3. ESEE saps. You know--the old school leather covered, flat, heavy steel slugs you kept in your pocket to knock some sense into someone messing with your old lady. I think we can dig up a couple of people around here that can work with steel and leather.

4. One of those huge, old school, square, 8lb, steel belt buckles. One that you can hook onto a thick leather belt that doubles as a strop. And one that you can whack an idiot with (see #3.)
 
Expatriated said:
I would wear a buckle with a big skull on it.

With a suit.
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I sometimes wear this belt buckle...

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...with a suit, to church. With a knife of course. ;)

And yes, I'm in for an ESEE skull-logo belt buckle. :thumbup: :thumbup:
 
How about a series of helpful cards, some are already out there but can be expanded on. weather forcast, basic knots?

Or in the spirit of the thread....tier two level 1 inverted knife sheath for the boot:D
 
I love that belt idea! although I do say I would like to add one line to the list of products, and that would be a set of manly kitchen knives.
 
Expatriated said:
2. ESEE branded ammunition. 30-06, 375 H&H and other respectable calibers
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I would like to have a ESEE .12 Ga. round that actually has a small cartoon character inside of it and when it gets near the person you fired it at, it busts open and stabs the shit out of the intended vic.

Sort of like the P.I.'s bullets in "Who Framed Roger Rabbit?" But much more violent. :D
 
esee mma shorts! i would buy 10 pairs. ( i need new ones anyway ). And more zippos since i missed out on the last ones :\.
 
Don Rearic said:
I would like to have a ESEE .12 Ga. round that actually has a small cartoon character inside of it and when it gets near the person you fired it at, it busts open and stabs the shit out of the intended vic.

Sort of like the P.I.'s bullets in "Who Framed Roger Rabbit?" But much more violent. :D
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That's a cool idea! I'd put the Tasmainan Devil in mine. Or Foghorn Leghorn....:D

ESEE could put their logo on brass casings for us ammo reloaders. That way when we take pictures of our handguns, knives, watches and alcohol, we could set a few of those around too and everyone would say"Whoa! That's cool! Where do I get some?"

ESEE would sell thousands of those!
 
shotgunner11 said:
I saw a belt buckle the other day that had a flask built right into it.

Now that's manly.
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The bitch of it is I have to do a handstand to drink out of it or take my pants off. Well that was always my excuse, turns out it is removeable. :D

Poor Katie tried to make a productive thread and it went about as well as this one is.
 
If we did a belt buckle then I'd want to put Bart (from Blazing Saddles) picture on it. He was my hero.
 
Don Rearic said:
I would like to have a ESEE .12 Ga. round that actually has a small cartoon character inside of it and when it gets near the person you fired it at, it busts open and stabs the shit out of the intended vic.

LMAO:D:thumbup: This is the best idea yet, I know 3 people right now who could get this for Christmas . . . :)
Thanks Doc, this is a classic . . .
Be safe.
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