New ESEE products

adaman04 said:
Dude, picture it.....ESEE Trucknutz w/ replaceable misch metal inserts! Let 'em drag boys, let 'em drag. :D
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Sounds like a good idea you got there. Imagine a old beat up red Yota cruisin' down the road, jammin' Jethro Tull full blast, about 10 ESEE vinyl sticker in the window, and on the tail gate. Bumpersticker says, They Can Have My Guns When They Pry Them From My Cold Dead Hands. BIG set of Trucknuts, with an ESEE Skull logo on'em, draggin' the ground about 2' behind it, throwing globs of molten misch metal everywher.

How do I order them? I'm in.

Moose

PS, I drive a 1995 Nissan Pathfinder, and I already have the stickers and bumper sticker, so, I got that going for me.
 
I'm not so sure about the spark shower. Don't forget. The left nut will have a hollowed out compartment where you can put important items like your coke-filled rubbers and maybe even an ESEE coke spoon. No LEO in his right mind is going to look in your Trucknutz unless his attention is unduly drawn there.
 
I don't think the world needs another set of "trucknutz." EMT shears to remove them when someone is in the grocery store? Priceless. :D
 
moosez45 said:
Sounds like a good idea you got there. Imagine a old beat up red Yota cruisin' down the road, jammin' Jethro Tull full blast, about 10 ESEE vinyl sticker in the window, and on the tail gate. Bumpersticker says, They Can Have My Guns When They Pry Them From My Cold Dead Hands. BIG set of Trucknuts, with an ESEE Skull logo on'em, draggin' the ground about 2' behind it, throwing globs of molten misch metal everywher.
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You've seen my truck, eh?
 
I buy the first buckle you make, Jeff, with ANYONE or ANYTHING from Blazing Saddles on it.

I'd also like Shon to whip me up an ESEE sword with a solid leather sheath, complete with red cross. I want to be ready for the muslims when the next Crusade kicks off.
 
Bart: I'm rapidly becoming a big underground success in this town.
Waco Kid: Gee, in another twenty-five years, they'll be able to shake your hands in broad daylight.




Lamarr: Qualifications?
Applicant: Rape, murder, arson, and rape.
Lamarr: You said rape twice.
Applicant: I like rape.
Lamarr: Charming. Sign right here.



Le Petomaine Thruway?????
 
"Well what'll that asshole think of next!"

Best movie ever made, bar none. Probably more one liners came out of that movie than any other.
 
R.A.T. said:
"Well what'll that asshole think of next!"

Best movie ever made, bar none. Probably more one liners came out of that movie than any other.
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"We'll work up a Number 6 on'em"
"Number 6? I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that."
"Well, that were we go a'ridin inta town, a whompin' and beatin' ever livin' thang within an inch of its life. 'Cept the women folk."
"You spare the women?"
"OH, no sir, we rape the shit outta them at the Number 6 dance later".

Best movie ever.

Moose
 
why not a nice esee jacket. not just with logos and all of that, but something of good quality and survival in mind (as all other esee products are). Slap on a pair of esee panties and said jacket (nothing else). Then set out into the wild with a positive attitude, and a strong sense of dignity.
 
Yeah, when are the buckles coming out? If the profile is large enough on the buckle, I'm planning on using it as a makeshift branding iron.
 
bxrad36 said:
why not a nice esee jacket. not just with logos and all of that, but something of good quality and survival in mind...
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What the world needs is a M65 field jacket with all of the interior pockets and upper arm and forearm pockets of the Condor Soft Shell. That would be a killer. I like my Condor Soft Shell, but I bought it because of all of the pockets, not because I was in love with the looks of it.

That would be an awesome jacket! Take some of the ideas from the British SAS Smock, too.
 
Don Rearic said:
What the world needs is a M65 field jacket with all of the interior pockets and upper arm and forearm pockets of the Condor Soft Shell. That would be a killer. I like my Condor Soft Shell, but I bought it because of all of the pockets, not because I was in love with the looks of it.

That would be an awesome jacket! Take some of the ideas from the British SAS Smock, too.
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There's some Algerian field jacket I saw in the US Cav catalog a few days ago, it stood out because it didn't have a ton of crap on it like velcro patches, IR reflectivity patches, a wallet attached to the arm that folds open to reveal critical op targets, etc..

Anyways it looks like a good alternative to the M65 and looks a little less military.


But if ESEE was to come out with any "products" aside from gear and knives, maybe a bottle opener cut from the leftover scrap of some of the blades. Etch the ESEE logo on it, drill a hole in one end. Name the price and some people will pay it. Others will continue to use their SAK openers:D
 
I still think ESEE suicide Cyanide capsules would be a great seller.
 
R.A.T. said:
I still think ESEE suicide Cyanide capsules would be a great seller.
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It certainly would. The warranty could read "If you have to utilize this capsule to erase all knowlege of critical operations in the even of capture, ESEE will replace it with one full case of cianide capsules."

A passaround would be pretty short lived though...
 
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