Don't we all?
Unfortunately, those of us in CA and NY must deal with "silly", because in our states, the fossil material such as you mention is included in the ban, with sale or even possession with intent to sell having been made illegal. In California, it's effective on July 1.
All my favorite folders are now with me forever, whether I like it or not. But that's actually a very good thing. I'll never have a mental thing going on in my head, "should I keep this or sell it?".
And yes, Mark, you have done us all a huge service by your relentless attention to the progress of the ban. And I for one am very appreciative.
Bob