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Hi everyone. My name is Dave and I have recently been diagnosed with a hideous disease that I seem to have a hard time controlling. Beckeritis. Nothing seems to help. I have already purchased a 9,2,10,11, and a have a 14 on the way! Is there any way I can control the fever, the sweats, the shakes, the unholy primal urges that I feel when I see another Becker? My wife is starting to worry !!!

OlManDave
 
Welcome OlManDave! This is not the place to come to ask for help on slowing down. Now go get a 15. :)
 
Come on in the house and cry with the rest of us. It won't get any better.
 
Welcome olman! We still got some room here in the asylum for another inmate. ;)

Enjoy those knives, and get some pics up of some use when you do!
 
Welcome to the party Dave!
Don't listen to these other guys....you need a BK5!
 
The only pill I know of that helps. ;)

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Welcome to the forum.
Buy your wife some flowers,suprise her with romantic dinner and I'm sure she will have more understanding to your disease :)
 
welcome to the party. we are a very visual bunch... pls supply some knife pr0n when you get the chance :)
 
WELLCOME!!!!Be careful of GUYON & moose, there both creeps. Also, don't get to attached to this forum, Derek might BLOW the system one of these days lol
 
Welcome to the madness, no one is going to tell you not to buy another Becker here!! The more you have the better :D
 
Welcome! Hope you like redundant redundancies....Cause two is one and one is none! I wonder how many Becker's are owned by the good folks on this forum, collectively....
 
BILLIONS!!!!:D

Welcome Dave! As far as I've been able to figure it, the best way to keep the wife happy and feed the cro-van addiction is to open a secret bank account and have everything shipped to a friends house. Then you just have to wait til she goes shoe shopping before you can bring a couple of them home. :thumbup:
If that doesn't work, yer screwed!
 
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