G'day Myal, how you going mate?
You're spot on about the knife situation in this country, its a downright disgrace. Slightly amusing story to illustrate my point: A while back, I was walking through a shopping mall when I came across a King of Knives store. Now, I knew they stocked very few outdoor type knives and the ones they did stock were overpriced rubbish, but being a knife nut I had to go in and have a look around anyway. So I'm browsing through the store when the shop lady comes up and asks if I need a hand with anything.
"Umm, not really" I reply, and then add somewhat facetiously "don't suppose you've got a Fallkniven H1 in stock?"
Puzzled look on lady's face. "What's that?" she asks.
"Oh, they're made by a Swedish company, pretty good quality" I reply.
Lady: "Oh, you mean a Swedish army knife?"
Me: "Umm, ahh, yeh", thinking to myself, "surely they don't have any Fallknivens - must have got some Moras in stock - nice one"
Lady walks over to the display counter with a whole load of Vic SAKS. "We've got a whole range of them, what kind were you looking for again?"
Me, somewhat heartbroken but seeing the humor in the situation "Umm, err, its not quite what I was looking for".
Puzzled look comes over the lady's face again. "Oh, OK".