idahoskunk
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New Living Will Form
I, __________________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means.
Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it or lawyers/doctors interested in simply running up the bills.
If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of
the following:
______a Infi
______a Margarita
______a Scotch
______a Martini
______a CBL
______a Steak
______Lobster or crab legs
______The remote control
______a Bowl of ice cream
______The sports page
______Chocolate
______Sex
then it should be presumed that I won't ever get better.
When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day. At this point it is time to call the New Orleans Jazz Funeral Band to come do their thing at my funeral, and ask all of my Hog friends to raise their glasses to toast the good times we have had.
Signature: ___________________________
Date: ___________________________
I also hear that in Ireland they have a Nursing Home with a Pub. The
patients are happier and they have a lot more visitors. (Sounds like my kind of Nursing Home.)
I, __________________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means.
Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it or lawyers/doctors interested in simply running up the bills.
If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of
the following:
______a Infi
______a Margarita
______a Scotch
______a Martini
______a CBL
______a Steak
______Lobster or crab legs
______The remote control
______a Bowl of ice cream
______The sports page
______Chocolate
______Sex
then it should be presumed that I won't ever get better.
When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day. At this point it is time to call the New Orleans Jazz Funeral Band to come do their thing at my funeral, and ask all of my Hog friends to raise their glasses to toast the good times we have had.
Signature: ___________________________
Date: ___________________________
I also hear that in Ireland they have a Nursing Home with a Pub. The
patients are happier and they have a lot more visitors. (Sounds like my kind of Nursing Home.)
