New member - Hello! Just want to say Hi!

Welcome, Howi, you're off to a great start. Don't forget to add a stockman (or 6 . . . or a dozen!). :D

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Relax men! I'll sort this new guy out...
Welcome aboard the SS Porchenberg Howie...now because you introduced yourself in such a warm well worded way and I like your take on keeping knives for no other reason than you like the aesthetics and craftsmanship Ive promoted you to highly sought after rank of Bilgeswab 4th Class with immediate effect.Take heart my friend its not as bad as it sounds ...why in only 15 short years you might be as lucky as I was and rise to Bilgeswab 3rd Class....I know ! I know ! its hard to believe....so I suggest you start going through the threads and photos of the ancient scrolls some of which date back as far as 2016 AD...hope youve got loads of cash.:eek::D
Gotta say I'm impressed by your Cokey Cola Collection...they look geat....even though I hate the poisonous potion I admire their marketing...the knives you have must surely be a pinnacle of that empire.
Cheers.
 
meako said:
Relax men! I'll sort this new guy out...
Welcome aboard the SS Porchenberg Howie...now because you introduced yourself in such a warm well worded way and I like your take on keeping knives for no other reason than you like the aesthetics and craftsmanship Ive promoted you to highly sought after rank of Bilgeswab 4th Class with immediate effect.Take heart my friend its not as bad as it sounds ...why in only 15 short years you might be as lucky as I was and rise to Bilgeswab 3rd Class....I know ! I know ! its hard to believe....so I suggest you start going through the threads and photos of the ancient scrolls some of which date back as far as 2016 AD...hope youve got loads of cash.:eek::D
Gotta say I'm impressed by your Cokey Cola Collection...they look geat....even though I hate the poisonous potion I admire their marketing...the knives you have must surely be a pinnacle of that empire.
Cheers.
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Aye, aye sir! Bilgeswab 4th Class reporting to duty sir!
 
Glad to have you aboard! Very nice collection, and you made a good choice in your daily carry... the 15 is difficult to beat for just all around daily use.
 
I think you made a huge mistake joining this forum. Everyone on here is nothing short of an enabler, coaxing and daring you to add to your collection. Showing more and more of their knives just to whet your appetite until you can’t stand the pressure anymore and give in. Pretty soon you’ll be posting many new knives, and then they’ve got you hook, line and sinker.....:confused::confused::confused:

Welcome....:D
 
Welcome Howi, you picked the right place to start this incredible journey, I have to say you have more will power than me. I would have put everyone of those knives in my pocket and been happy,
 
Howihowi said:
Aye, aye sir! Bilgeswab 4th Class reporting to duty sir!
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Good news ! You've just been promoted straight to 1C for having a sense of humour...now get up into Admiral @waynorth s luxury cabin and bring back all the Rum, Cheese and Crackers and other delicacies you can lay yer hands on down here to the bilgeroom...if ye be bold enough.
And while youre up there if you see any New Zealanders on board..throw him to the sharks...they are horrible people.
:p:D:D:D
Geez I make myself laugh sometimes.
 
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