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Mark Williams

Mark Williams

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I just got off the phone a bit ago with a Buddy. He asked me to hang on for a second while he pulled his pants up.

He got back on the phone and I asked what he'd been doing. He said,

"Polishing his scabbard"

:D
 
micad said:
So that's what IG calls it...............:jerkit: :jerkit: :D
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No I don't. :confused: :confused: I am on a higher plateau in life(OLDAGE). The sucker has been polished out beyond recognition.:rolleyes: HEHEHEHEHE!!!
 
Hey, IG! Maybe we should'a called it "kickstartin' the old knucklehead", eh? Back before it became just another nicknack. :eek:
 
fitzo said:
Hey, IG! Maybe we should'a called it "kickstartin' the old knucklehead", eh? Back before it became just another nicknack. :eek:
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nicknack the size of a tack :foot:



now I gone and did it :eek: :D
 
I realized a few years ago that the trevails of aging were unstoppable and one has the choice to laugh or cry. Finally I understood why, no matter how many times I put the handmirror away in the bathroom, the next time I went back it was out on the tank, again.... ;)

In many ways, it's all just one great big joke......or a very little joke, depending on point of view...:D
 
Mike
I cast that one out for IG just to see if I could get him to bite :D
well more that usual anyway:eek: ouchi :eek: :D
if it's hot he bites:D :D
 
As I told a few ladies when they asked me who are you going to satisfy with that little thing?? I answered MYSELF.:eek: :D :D
PS: Dan when you drop your draws all one can see are two bellybuttons and botton innies.
And yes I was peeking at the last HI. Also at the next HI I will hang a pair of tweezers in the Port-A-Jon so you don't Pee all over the place again.:p :p
 
indian george said:
As I told a few ladies when they asked me who are you going to satisfy with that little thing?? I answered MYSELF
Dan when you drop your draws all one can see are two bellybuttons and botton innies.
And yes I peek at the last HI's. Also at the next HI I will hang a pair of tweezers in the Port-A-Jon so you don't Pee all over the place again.:p :p
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got your eye wet didn't i :D .tweezers?.you just want an excuse to hang around the Port-A-Jon ,

when you drop your draws all one can see are two bellybuttons and botton innies
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if you don't like what you see why do you keep peaking :eek:
:D :D
Pee all over the place
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IG. it was wet in there after the others used it too,, as wet as your face was it sounds like everyone else was peeing at you through that peep hole you put there too, you must have wishes for what you crave to peek at.. :D
As I told a few ladies when they asked me who are you going to satisfy with that little thing?? I answered MYSELF
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if you can't hold it, sit with it you old fart..I wont tell on you..
:D
 
HEHEHEHE!!!! By the time you find it, I would be long gone. You can't ever find a piece of thread that small to put around it to pull it out with. :eek: :eek:
 
Mark Williams said:
I just got off the phone a bit ago with a Buddy. He asked me to hang on for a second while he pulled his pants up.

He got back on the phone and I asked what he'd been doing. He said,

"Polishing his scabbard"

:D
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I wonder if she heard him say that:D :D
 
indian george said:
HEHEHEHE!!!! By the time you find it, I would be long gone. You can't ever find a piece of thread that small to put around it to pull it out with. :eek: :eek:
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oh that's what you meant when you said,
OK i'll have to suck it up again :eek: :D
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:D :D

OK I'll come clean Ig,, when you've been peeking it's not big Wally you've been hoping to see, you're looking at the hemorrhoid I have pressed up against that peek hole for you to see. and if you don't mind don't put any more of that H/T relish on it either yeek :o :D :D
 
Dan Gray said:
oh that's what you meant when you said,
:D :D

OK I'll come clean Ig,, when you've been peeking it's not big Wally you've been hoping to see, you're looking at the hemorrhoid I have pressed up against that peek hole for you to see. and if you don't mind don't put any more of that H/T relish on it either yeek :o :D :D
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Dan: You can't have any hemorrhoids because you have always been a perfect asshole since you been hanging around here.:thumbup:
 
indian george said:
Dan: You can't have any hemorrhoids because you have always been a perfect asshole since you been hanging around here.:thumbup:
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dang you have been looking :eek: :)
 
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