New TK ad

Oh, and as a side note, one thing you will NEVER have to worry about is RAT Cutlery getting politically correct. It's all downhill from here. ;)

Thank goodness!!

Nice looking girl.., I mean ad!! haha, oh well :thumbup: :thumbup: anyway!
 
Great add mate. She is well hot. I look foward to more knife adds of this nature.
 
Notice how the model is actually trapped in place by a fancy rope trap around her legs - no doubt one of the secrets only disclosed in the real deal Randal Adventure Training Course! I heard that Jeff and Mike, motivated by lonliness and a bad case of the itchies, devised this thing for capturing feral blondes in their native habitat.
 
I have volumes of ethnically, sexually, racially, politically and homophobically incorrect humor/opinions I've been dying to share with the world!!
I knew I recorded'em all for a reason :D

This means we can be friends and you need to come on a jungle adventure and let us all in on it.
 
So No Sock Puppets taking on Brett's Freaky Gloves and RC knife ? or is that not good material for the Magazine ? I have the Exclusive !
 
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Notice how the model is actually trapped in place by a fancy rope trap around her legs - no doubt one of the secrets only disclosed in the real deal Randal Adventure Training Course! I heard that Jeff and Mike, motivated by lonliness and a bad case of the itchies, devised this thing for capturing feral blondes in their native habitat.

if you notice the trap has not caught the elusive burnett with the Ak...
 
This means we can be friends and you need to come on a jungle adventure and let us all in on it.

That's for sure BTG!

I would love to get out in the jungle away from concrete and society for a bit!
And, if it also involved getting to hang out around a good camp fire with good people willing to listen to my rants about the death of American Patriotism being spewed forth by career student university professor's from the baby boom generation on college campus's across the nation while trying to control population numbers by encouraging an understanding gay society!!

And, to do all this while sharing my favorite marinade and baby seal recipe's?? I'm in BTG!! :thumbup: HaHa :D

Man, I would LOVE to on a jungle trip with you guys! just getting the time off of work to do it is the pain in the ass.
 
I like the fact that that she's not some super decked out killer looks model.
She is cute, and I might get lost just so I could be rescued by her. :D

Back when I was a Mechanic they took all the girls off the little calendars The the tool guys used to give us. That sucked. :thumbdn:
Glad to see an attractive woman your add. I'll never complain, I promise. :cool:
 
Um, isnt she wearing her shirt backwards?

You know what, I''m OK with that:cool:

Nice add guys!
 
Believe it or not, this little gal does have some jungle time in Carate, Costa Rica with Mike and I.
 
Noiccccccceeee!!!!! She looks beautiful in that ad. Great photography as always!

Jeff, might be fun to start putting "The only authorized manufacturer of RAT Cutlery Designs" in your ads too. :D
 
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