New WTF Winner!

[Petunia D. Feeble]

I realize this isn't a knife, but it's from a manufacturer of EDC gear and knife adjacent products.

Yes, you are reading that correctly. It's a full custom lump. WTF

Edited the image to remove store URL.

 

[007Airman]

the new pet rock.

 

[SharpieB]

Cool paperweight. Not $250 cool though.

 

[DocJD]

I don't have the slightest hint of a clue what this is for ...except "for sale" ?

 

[Pilsner]

WAIT!

No, actually, do not wait.

 

[BellaBlades]

It's a turd. I made a few of those before I was a teen

So what is happening exactly?!

 

[Petunia D. Feeble]

It's a turd. I made a few of those before I was a teen

So what is happening exactly?!

This popped up in my IG feed from a guy who typically sells pry bars, knucks, etc. I thought it was a joke, but they're legitimately listed for sale on his site.

 

[BellaBlades]

This popped up in my IG feed from a guy who typically sells pry bars, knucks, etc. I thought it was a joke, but they're legitimately listed for sale on his site.

Lol. Exactly where the human race is headed. It breaks my heart.

He couldn't even come up with a decent pattern. It looks like he went off on a bender after his wife beat'm for buying new boots.

From experience!

 

[marcus52AR]

Hmmm.. not sure what to say about that. I started typing and it auto saved. Gotta post something, or I'll have a saved draft floating around for the rest of time.

 

[Lapedog]

Looks like someone found the results of that one time I was constipated for a month.

 

[Night Rider]

It has better Ergo's than a HEETER and the same edge geometry as a Medford. I kid

 

[19-3ben]

This popped up in my IG feed from a guy who typically sells pry bars, knucks, etc. I thought it was a joke, but they're legitimately listed for sale on his site.

And you just know some yokel is gonna buy it too...

 

[Night Rider]

If he paints a face on it and gives it some googly eyes like the Pet Rock he could get rich. Of coarse he would have to lower the price by $245 bucks

 

[91bravo]

It's a titanium burger patty.

 

[b00n]

I want to rub it over his face while yelling "That's what you get for making this thing!"

 

[Night Rider]

Thanks to HEETER Nation this is exactly the kind of that sells on Instagram. Yap Yap Yap!

 

[19-3ben]

It's a titanium burger patty.

Yeah but it's a knife forum so we have to call it a Strider patty. Not Burger.

 

[dsalazar]

Tactical door stop. Toss it between door and frame. Then ninja flip into wtf where did he get a piece of titanium that big.

 

[Mecha]

Tactical door stop. Toss it between door and frame. Then ninja flip into wtf where did he get a piece of titanium that big.

ebay

 

[straitr]

If people believe a trinket will get them IG and forum likes, or be some source of envy, they'll happily buy it.