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Time to go sell a kidney. The looks i would get would be priceless. They say whay is it? Titanium. Them they say what does it do. Eff if i know i just wanted to see your dumb look.
 
The best part is that milling that titanium had to be time consuming. That started as either a puck or cube of titanium, and he took so much time to absolutely butcher it. It wouldn't even make a good doorstop or paperweight, titanium is really light compared to many other metals you could do this with.
 
"We only have Freechromium Fries, sir. Sorry.
Would you like salt with that? "




I wonder if he stone washed it.


The most metal stone tool evAr!


I see that rocky mountain tread on everything now.. thanks TOPS.

The titanium rock: For those salty bois that live in clear, bullet-resistant polycarbonate houses.


I'll see myself out.
 
AndreLinoge said:
"We only have Freechromium Fries, sir. Sorry.
Would you like salt with that? "




I wonder if he stone washed it.


The most metal stone tool evAr!


I see that rocky mountain tread on everything now.. thanks TOPS.

The titanium rock: For those salty bois that live in clear, bullet-resistant polycarbonate houses.


I'll see myself out.
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Diamond encrusted salt.
 
250 dollars for a little under 6 lbs 283g or 9.98 oz of titanium. What a steal :rolleyes:.

EDIT: Looked up the price per lb of Ti. Don't know the specific grade but Ti-6-4 Bar goes for $25.6 per lb. So a little under 100 dollars for labor. <-- Ignore this, Math corrected. I wonder when people will start adding Ti rocks to their rotation. "This is my bronzed anodized Ti rock with a sunburst pattern...And this is my blue anodized ti rock machined smooth. But I usually like to carry my rainbow anodized rock with the stippled texture...At least until some kid took it and skipped it into the pond"
 
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Thanks for this thread T.L.E. Sharp, It gives me a good chuckle every time I check back here. I think it would be a great Idea to keep this WTF thread going by trolling the interweb for finest obscurity's (:poop:), the web has to offer. :cool::thumbsup:
 
Agith said:
er 6 lbs of titanium
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:eek: If that's anywhere close , it would be just even more ridiculous if guys started carrying them .

Very ironic . I see lots of complaints involving just a few extra ounces of knife weight . :rolleyes:
 
Agith said:
250 dollars for a little under 6 lbs of titanium (unless I did that math wrong). What a steal :rolleyes:.

EDIT: Looked up the price per lb of Ti. Don't know the specific grade but Ti-6-4 Bar goes for $25.6 per lb. So a little under 100 dollars for labor. I wonder when people will start adding Ti rocks to their rotation. "This is my bronzed anodized Ti rock with a sunburst pattern...And this is my blue anodized ti rock machined smooth. But I usually like to carry my rainbow anodized rock with the stippled texture...At least until some kid took it and skipped it into the pond"
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DocJD said:
:eek: If that's anywhere close , it would be just even more ridiculous if guys started carrying them .

Very ironic . I see lots of complaints involving just a few extra ounces of knife weight . :rolleyes:
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A 2" round that's 1" thick is about 8oz, so this should be somewhere in that neighborhood. So you're getting $15 worth of titanium and $235 of doofus.
 
You easily could have convinced me that this was an April Fool’s joke, taking the piss out of the IG knuck/prybar community.
 
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