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In a recent interview with Internet Knife Guru Mike Turber, (He insisted we call him that. ed.) the knife world was shocked to learn that, Internet Knife Guru Mike Turber (again, he insisted and threatened litigation. ed.) was stepping down as owner and chief toilet scrubber at BladeForums.Com.
Shockwaves traveled rapidly across the international knife community, and reportedly Spyderco (SPY on the NYSE) and Benchmade (BM on the NYSE) are cutting back production in anticipation of massive layoffs and loss of consumer interest in sharp pointy things.
Mr. Turber, a former inmate at the Clearwater Home for the Drooling Mad, stated for the record, Im sick to death of the nickel and dime knife business, Im going where the real money is! Rubber dog poop and fake vomit! Theres a growth industry for you! The potential for true job satisfaction means a lot to me too.
Mr. Turber also expressed a desire to take a long sabbatical before beginning his efforts at cornering the asian fake doggy doo market, mentioning a desire to hitch on up to NYC, find myself a nice refrigerator box and do some city campin.
Recent accomplice and agent provocateur Kevin J. Sloshnfroth was undergoing continuous Electro-Shock Therapy and could not be reached for comment.
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Tráceme no sin la razón, envoltura mi no sin honor
Usual Suspect
In a recent interview with Internet Knife Guru Mike Turber, (He insisted we call him that. ed.) the knife world was shocked to learn that, Internet Knife Guru Mike Turber (again, he insisted and threatened litigation. ed.) was stepping down as owner and chief toilet scrubber at BladeForums.Com.
Shockwaves traveled rapidly across the international knife community, and reportedly Spyderco (SPY on the NYSE) and Benchmade (BM on the NYSE) are cutting back production in anticipation of massive layoffs and loss of consumer interest in sharp pointy things.
Mr. Turber, a former inmate at the Clearwater Home for the Drooling Mad, stated for the record, Im sick to death of the nickel and dime knife business, Im going where the real money is! Rubber dog poop and fake vomit! Theres a growth industry for you! The potential for true job satisfaction means a lot to me too.
Mr. Turber also expressed a desire to take a long sabbatical before beginning his efforts at cornering the asian fake doggy doo market, mentioning a desire to hitch on up to NYC, find myself a nice refrigerator box and do some city campin.
Recent accomplice and agent provocateur Kevin J. Sloshnfroth was undergoing continuous Electro-Shock Therapy and could not be reached for comment.
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Now we know!
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Tráceme no sin la razón, envoltura mi no sin honor
Usual Suspect
