NEWSFLASH!!! Benchmade looking up!

Okay, this is my last post to this now meaningless thread. While I find it fun to pick on the handicapped as much as anyone it has to die at some point...

I called a few of my friends at "The Bureau" and was able to get a picture sent over to me that was in Zytif's file. Seems they have been keeping an eye on this guy for some time now.

On the weekends he teaches a class loosely based on the book "How to Win Friends and Influence People". During the other times they let him out of the 1/2 way house he finds pleasure working at the neighborhood Burger King where he is a lobby attendant and greeter, unfortunately I have been told he spends most of the time just cleaning up his own drool.

He is also fond of hanging out at the monkey cages at his local zoo and throwing poop on visitors with the other chimps. But he considers this philanthropic work and accepts no pay as it is his true passion.

At night he enjoys making drawrings on paper (Crayon only though, he's not been approved for use of anything sharp), while most people feel these look like examples of demonic possession Zytif insists this is his new and improved Serration design.

Beware, the following image is quite disturbing. It was taken while Zytif was out one afternoon for a drive in his low rider.

The picture very clearly shows the accident he had just caused while carelessly going about his business, oblivious to the rest of the world around him.

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Thanks Medic :)
 
Originally posted by Zytif
The funny part is that it came from a guy who really wears a safety helmet! Cpirtle (or sea turtle) is funny he keeps telling everyone to wear their safety helmets in public. His mom keeps telling him to cut it out, but when she scoulds him he gets mad and threatens her with his knife. That's his mom's new Xterra, he really likes car rides. And that's his Burger King plaque, he worked there for a couple days, his mom taught him how to use photo shop last weekend. He makes name tags for people and prints them up as gifts. Just because he's a little slow it doesn't mean he's not tallented. Watch out! He's unstoppable!

Mr. Cpirtle the slow sea turtle. He's the big slow guy with the big white helmet and the dikey lookin mom. He likes to wear bras and he likes the jelly dong. But if you underestimate him he might just prove ya wrong.

It's funny, he puts his mom's picture up on his website and pretends she's his wife. That picture of his mom holding the smallmouth bass was from when they went camping last year. He's a funny guy. But you better watch out he's got a knife. And he'll stick ya with it if you piss him off!:)

Check out Mr. Cpirtle's sig. The similarity with stupid is as stupid does is scary.
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What the HELL did you just say? That post made absolutely no sense whatsoever.
 
Dang!, I miss checking the forums for a day and miss out on all this!:D Hopefully this can return to a nice friendly thread. I recently handled a new BM Axis Auto, and it is really cool! So many of the companies are making innovative, quality products right now. It is truly the golden age of the knifenut!
Dave
 
Geez... well about the $100 MT... you should NEVER have to pay more than $100 for a M-Socom or a tiny size udt. I have a M'socom and it's one GREAT smallish knife... MT does that 154cm like NO OTHER!
 
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