Next James Bond Wants to Ban Knives

True, I’ve never know anyone to commit an object.
 
Now if only Idris Elba had a working autocorrect that could filter his half brained knife point ideas before they leave his speech center.
 
Now if only Idris Elba had a working autocorrect that could filter his half brained knife point ideas before they leave his speech center.
He's following the Party line and parroting their talking points. All things for the Party!
 
The native Brits were, I suspect, slightly violent during the revolutionary war and the wars against the crowns' subjects in the Colonies. That is also, I assume, why so many people from these regions "volunteered" to move to the UK.

Back to the topic, the more we advertise what a celebrity or rich person says against knives the happier they are as they get attention.
 
Why not just make all food pre packaged & pre cut, nobody gets anything but a plastic spork.
Ban files rasps sandpaper rocks & cement / concrete so nobody can sharpen sticks, then when that doesn't work ban trees so nobody can even get sticks.
As long as nobody can ever get stabbed again everybody will he 100% safe.
Forget about the fact that you can still get murdered, they have focused all their attention on stabbings so all they have to do is stop those to make people feel safe.
 
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Prisons everywhere are some of the least safe places to live, but at the same time they have everything banned.
Could that possibly be because all those people are violent and dangerous?
Nah it's definitely all the scary inanimate objects that people use to put holes in others, we can actually ban all those scary things so they must be the true problem.
We just have to ban the scary things.
 
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