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All you candy asses talking about going for three days with just a knife and an altoids tin, shit, I just did 9, count'um, 9 days with just an Izula and a suitcase.
Thats a long time to be in Jersey my friends, especially with just an Izula.
Fire prep- Well, Blue Rhino and their stoopid caps they put onto their propane cylinders. They're supposed to pull away, but they never do and thats where the Izula comes in.
Food prep- Those hotdog packets just aren't going to cut themselves open now are they.
Escape and evasion- The water park likes to label it's customers with evil bar coded bracelets, completely unremovable with the bare human hand. Without the Izula in pocket, I assume I'd still be stuck in that god forsaken waterhole, or be on the run from it with it's bathing suit clad minions trying to track me down.
Medical care- I just hate to think just how long my fingernails and toenails would be if not for the Izzy.
Self defense- Between the philly zoo, camden aquarium, discovery museum and the afore mentioned waterpark, there were little freaking kids everywhere, I mean everywhere.
You never know, but I felt much better with a blade in my pocket.
Not to mention that my father in law still wants me dead for moving his daughter and grandchildren 1500 miles away from him. DEA agent, firearms instructor and detective, he can be a bit intimidating.
He did stick a firecracker down my butcrack on the fourth.....The Izula didn't really help me much on that one.....luckily I was going sans underware and it fell safely to the ground..... anyway.
That's my survival challenge.
Thats a long time to be in Jersey my friends, especially with just an Izula.
Fire prep- Well, Blue Rhino and their stoopid caps they put onto their propane cylinders. They're supposed to pull away, but they never do and thats where the Izula comes in.
Food prep- Those hotdog packets just aren't going to cut themselves open now are they.
Escape and evasion- The water park likes to label it's customers with evil bar coded bracelets, completely unremovable with the bare human hand. Without the Izula in pocket, I assume I'd still be stuck in that god forsaken waterhole, or be on the run from it with it's bathing suit clad minions trying to track me down.
Medical care- I just hate to think just how long my fingernails and toenails would be if not for the Izzy.
Self defense- Between the philly zoo, camden aquarium, discovery museum and the afore mentioned waterpark, there were little freaking kids everywhere, I mean everywhere.
You never know, but I felt much better with a blade in my pocket.
Not to mention that my father in law still wants me dead for moving his daughter and grandchildren 1500 miles away from him. DEA agent, firearms instructor and detective, he can be a bit intimidating.
He did stick a firecracker down my butcrack on the fourth.....The Izula didn't really help me much on that one.....luckily I was going sans underware and it fell safely to the ground..... anyway.
That's my survival challenge.
