Nine days with just an Izula

Come now - fire crackers must be lit. To sustain fire, it needs oxygen. Take away the oxygen and the flame goes out. Threat resolved. Now where can I find some anoxic gas in the vicinity of a butt crack???? Hmmm....I know.....pull my finger....

Now now, methane is ignitable too, so quantity is important - you need to flush the oxygen from your shorts for this one to be successful. No half hearted measures here...
 
Not to mention that my father in law still wants me dead for moving his daughter and grandchildren 1500 miles away from him. DEA agent, firearms instructor and detective, he can be a bit intimidating.

N wonder nobody messes with Mrs. Shotgunner ... it runs in the family :eek:
 
Hey, Mrs S! I was born and raised in Rahway. The Boss and I now live in Bloomingdale.

WINNER!! Had me laughing out loud Shotgunner! I grew up in NJ too, but waaay up in the sticks in a little town called Ringwood.

My daughter grew up in Bloomingdale. We were just up there yesterday, having lunch at Tings. Her uncle is a cop in Ringwood.

Vampire Gerbil was from Ringwood.
 
The people there are funny She used to order food a lot, so they got to know her. One time the woman said, No, you always order that, you have to try something different! Now she knows enough to go for variety. :)
 
Shotgunner11,

Good stuff and glad you made it back alive... but..

WHERE ARE THE PICs?

THREAD IS WORTHLESS WITHOUT PICs!!!! Especially The Blue Rhino Cap Removal. I still have not mastered that one. Hummm....Maybe using an RC-5 been more appropriate? To Chop it off?

Either way... Glad you are back. Good Post Brother.

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Shotgunner11,

Good stuff and glad you made it back alive... but..

WHERE ARE THE PICs?

THREAD IS WORTHLESS WITHOUT PICs!!!! Especially The Blue Rhino Cap Removal. I still have not mastered that one. Hummm....Maybe using an RC-5 been more appropriate? To Chop it off?

Either way... Glad you are back. Good Post Brother.

Random


we have trip pics but i'm not sure we have pics of those particular things....i'll post some after i get the kid on the bus for summer camp :D (she leaves in 20 mintues:D can you tell i'm happy about that:D)
 
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