NMFSHLE. . . . . The Game Is On. . . Help Needed!! (Contest)

Pokey1

Pokey1

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Jerry has posted the specs for the NMFSHLE but the price is yet to be posted. Our pricing meeting is tomorrow.. . . :thumbup:

Jerry and I have a bet as to who will post the price first.. . His will be posted on the forum and mine will be in the newsletter. So I need your help. . . I must divert his attention, which for those of you who know him, it's not that difficult. :p Or I could slip vodka into his Mountain Dew during the meeting and play lullabies in the back ground. . . . . . :p

If you have any other suggestions, please post them here!!! Whoever wins our bet gets free lunch for a week. . . . If I lose, this could break me financially :eek:.. . . The person who offers the cleverest idea will receive my undying gratitude and $100.00 shop credit ;)

Thanks in advance and let the games begin!!!!!:thumbup:

Pokey G.
 
I'm pretty sure he left a bottle of JWB hiding behind a grinder. He should probably go look for that :D
 
Bring in to the meeting the latest Guns and Ammo magazine along with special weapons and tactics magazines this should keep Jerry and Garth distracted long enough for you to post the price :thumbup:
 
Put a couple of horse tranquilizers in a bottle of this

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and just casually leave it in front of his chair... by the time he wakes up, Garth will just be finishing the first run of NMFSHLE
 
Do you know anyone with a tow truck? You could have someone show up at a specified time with a fake repo order. That'd keep him busy for a bit.
 
I think you needed to bring Jennifer into the plan. Have her show up at the end of the meeting with a task for Jerry (or a special surprise). How could he say no to her.

Maybe you could have the kids say the twins fell down a well and only INFI can get them out.

I am sure they would be willing to help when you explain a week of free lunches wouldn't be good for Jerry.
 
Tell him there is a guy waiting in the lobby (or on the phone or whatever) with 2 broken NMFBM's, and that he claims to have broken them doing something trivial like cutting the top off a can of beer or something like that....and that he is super pissed and wants his money back...and he also claims that Cold Steel knives are more durable than Busse....and that people who drink should never grind steel....
 
I know its a familiy friendly forum but...If someone in the meeting (not saying who) was wearing a bikini, I am certain someone would be distracted. Please post pics unless its Garth or Beef of course.

Unklfranco
 
Womp him on the noggin with a rubber mallet, then spill Whiskey all over his shirt. When he wakes up he will think he had a good time.
 
Have him change his kid's diaper during the meeting. While he has to deal with baby business you swoop in for the win.
 
Slip some Ex-Lax intio his coffee. While he is exploding yesterdays dinner into the trash can like in Van Wilder I think it was, you can post first with all the time in the world.
 
Cue up your post on a Shmart fone or what not, with everything but the price added, type it in and hit send the instant the meeting is over. . . win for sure.

or have someone crawl under the table and tie his shoelaces together.
 
Have Jennifer tell him a dingo has run off with the new addition and was seen heading west! (Or you could tell him that, but make sure Jennifer knows in advance. Don't want to panic anyone except Jerry.)
 
When the meeting's wrapping up, call an ambulance to his house. You'll get out just before they arrive, and he'll be too busy trying to explain that he didn't call them, to post his price. Mission accomplished--sit back, and light yourself a cigar Pokinator.
 
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