NMFSHLE. . . . . The Game Is On. . . Help Needed!! (Contest)

rockgolfer said:
Just partner up with one of the guys and offer a free lunch. Have one of the rolls of shrink wrap for pallets handy in the office. He will be sitting in a chair I pressume? Should not be to hard for the crew to help you shrink wrap him in his chair.....added bonus you can put a Bow on him and take pictures for the company christmas card......plus any other great photos you can think of I mean at that point, you can wheel him around wherever ya want ;)
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i like this one.
 
Bring in the big Guns! Have Amy O come in - she will cause total chaos in the office for at least a day! He wont get a thing done!

"Hi boss - Im baaaaaaack! Hi Boss- Hi Boss- Hi Boss...." (etc....)

 
Pokey, if you need to ask how to distract Boss Busse, you are forgetting your feminine charms.

Course, the Boss is married, and you are a lady...........never mind!

Slap a giant piece of Gorilla tape over his eyes and run. Easy Peasy! It will take him some time, and a considerable amount of painfully lost eyebrows to remove it.

Meanwhile you will be hitting send on your email!
 
Can we do two suggestions?

Ok, if not, i'll stick to my first one, but if so... the computer suggestions gave me another idea.

Take a screen capture of his screen, desktop and all, with the forum moderator stuff up, i figure, get him drunk enough, and you'll be able to watch him slowly peck out his password.

remove all the Icons from his desktop, and put the screen cap of his desktop, with the forum moderator stuff in a browser window.

Make this his desktop picture just before the meeting.

He'll come into his office, try to type, swear a bunch, and think that the dang thing locked up again. Then he'll reboot, and that should be enough time to get the newsletter out!
 
Tell him the French have photos of the folder and are about to go to press with them.You will get the time you need while he tries to stop them.
 
I'd tell him Garth is having a fit and is fed with all the emails about CS orders and is threatening to quit so that he better go talk him down...or if Garth is part of the meeting Beef.
 
Just install an infinite loop where he needs to say the magic word!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0ugvAhxi9w

YouDidn%27tSayTheMagicWord.gif
 
The best distraction would have to appeal to all of his needs. His wife needs to show up at the end of the meeting holding whiskey in one hand, pizza in the other and wearing an NMFSHLE on her side.
 
Tell him i had sex with his wife and loved it (just photoshop some proof)
If we lucky, he hunt me down to slap me around. That would hold him bussy for some days cuz i live in sweden.
 
Walk up to Jerry, flash that beautiful smile of yours, flutter your eyes a few times, and explain to Jerry that you are running short on funds and you really NEED to win the bet. How could he refuse?!!?:thumbup::D:thumbup:
 
Step 1: Find the strongest epoxy you can get a hold of.
Step 2: Use the epoxy to glue a bottle of JWB to the floor.
Step 3: Put a thin layer of baby oil on the outside of the bottle.
Step 4: Try and stop laughing long enough to post the price.
Step 5: Post a video of the action here.
That ought to get it done.
 
Perhaps give him a box or a few Fuente y Fuente Opus X cigars and he'll happily give you firsties in the challenge.
 
Super glue chair maybe ??Or super glue Bottle of ______ and glass with those cold whisky stones all ready for him in the room.
 
Lock the bathroom doors, then load him up with drinks during the meeting. No alcohol--he'll get suspicious--although they do say that beer goes through your system faster than water.
 
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