NO-ONE grabbed 12"ers yet? For $45?

[Rusty]

Somebody PLEASE take them before I get up to Reno!

 

[MauiRob]

Rusty,

Don't you know that that "aggressive bend" denotes the male of the Sirupati species?! Now, don't you think that Audrey NEEDS to have a companion(s)? A few coats of Kama Sutra oil and who knows? You might have litters of sirupatis running all over your place (I will help you with overflow should this happen )

 

[Bill Martino]

If I don't have to pay shipping I'll give you an even better deal, Rusty.

 

[Rusty]

Umm, don't let them know I told you, but the "male" 12"er and the 12" AK are ( they'll deny this ) scared of Audrey.

Why else would I get an Alley Cat other than Al ought not to start quivering his lips when Audrey comes on to him? Besides, I suspect her of sneaking around with Hank ( da monkey ) when the two of them THINK nobody's looking and that they can get away with monkey business.

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Oy Vey - Jim Clifton is doing this - I'm perfectly sane, officer, it's that darn JIC who's setting me up!

 

[Walosi]

Sirupatis gots _genders_??? And Rusty's oil does _what_???

HHHhmmmmmmmm......Maybe that's why my kagas katne has no kami's mark.....

 

[Bill Martino]

It may be med time again.

 

[Rusty]

One 2 oz. bottle Clove oil ( behind the counter at the pharmacy ).

One 8 oz. bottle KamaSutra brand Pleasure Garden massage oil.

Mix well 1/2 to 3/4 oz. ( or more ) Clove oil with the Kama Sutra oil.

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And what do you think it does, Walosi? Must go now. Wife wants a back rub.

 

[Bill Martino]

One gone, Rusty.

 

[Rusty]

Darn! After the way Walosi took the bait on that last post I figured you'd be back ordered by now.

 

[Walosi]

?????

 

[Walosi]

Naw - the clove scent just plugged up her sinuses. Now I gotta take her out to dinner just to get a good breakfast tomorrow.

You're putting something in that stuff that you aren't telling us about.

 

[jim_l_clifton]

Bill,
Do I get a deal if I pay shipping?? If so , I just may take the last one to drive Rus "nuttier" than he already is(what a load saying you blame me for anything)! Oh & Rus, if you "don't"take this "last WIMPY 12" & I get it,"I will use it to scrape stuff,get rusty from letting it get wet,use it as a hammer,& just throw it on the concrete floor to get dull,then sharpen it on concrete & get it all scratched up!(hee!)This will be your chance to do a good deed & save a wimpy 12"
BWAA!
jim

 

[jim_l_clifton]

Oh yeah Rus, A 12" is only good in the kitchen! hee,hee! It can't go out & do heavy duty like the big boys! I think of a 12" sorta like a tourist K ,you know, something to hang on the wall! Better hurry & save this little K! If not..Bwaaaaaaa!
jim

 

[Rusty]

Could this be ironganic brain syndrome?

 

[bellatheartist]

You guys are almost as bad as my mother she says that she leaves the chimes out of their box because the chrismas ornaments might need the angle tree topper to play mood music so they can reproduce and we will have enough ornaments to get a bigger tree next year

although walosi has a point my kagas katne has no mark either...hmmmm




bella

 

[Bill Martino]

All gone.