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It's now Y2K and space aliens (or worse, your in-laws and all your ex-girl/boyfriends) are descending on your bunker, so you flee to another planet which shares earth's habitable atmosphere and strikingly resembles a Hollywood outdoor set for Star Wars Phantom Menace.
But there are no signs of civilization (i.e., no knife makers/manufacturers or hardware stores, only a McDonalds!). Tomorrow, all other Earthlings fleeing in-laws/ex's will arrive, so you alone must build Rome in one day.
OK, you have your Ultimate Knife (or Knives) custom-made by master artisan Yoda. What other carry-on-person tools would you have?
Two I can think of are the Pocket Chainsaw and the U-Dig-It folding hand shovel.
What else? Or would you resign yourself to failure and return to the suburbs?
Glen
PS There are no grizzlies or rabid beavers on the planet, and Darth Vader has retired; so you don't need "death-bringer" tools here.
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"What's so funny 'bout peace, love, and understanding?" -Elvis Costello
[This message has been edited by storyville (edited 26 September 1999).]
But there are no signs of civilization (i.e., no knife makers/manufacturers or hardware stores, only a McDonalds!). Tomorrow, all other Earthlings fleeing in-laws/ex's will arrive, so you alone must build Rome in one day.
OK, you have your Ultimate Knife (or Knives) custom-made by master artisan Yoda. What other carry-on-person tools would you have?
Two I can think of are the Pocket Chainsaw and the U-Dig-It folding hand shovel.
What else? Or would you resign yourself to failure and return to the suburbs?
Glen
PS There are no grizzlies or rabid beavers on the planet, and Darth Vader has retired; so you don't need "death-bringer" tools here.
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"What's so funny 'bout peace, love, and understanding?" -Elvis Costello
[This message has been edited by storyville (edited 26 September 1999).]