North Korea about to test a Nuke...

Bri in Chi

Bri in Chi

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Can Iran be far behind? If there ever was a time...

Now is the time for our government to get busy and ban gay marriage, flag burning and stem-cell research.
 
There you go. We need Steely resolve. We need formidable men and large forces, that's why I'm so proud of France for pledging 200 or 400 troops to watch Lebanon. They'll watch too, under orders not to fire unless fired upon. Hezbolah (sic) is safe.



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You sure have a good point about Flags and fags, largely a waste of time to be bothering about that stuff.
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You'd think a law could be worded well enough so that stem cell research could move forward without the 'loop hole' of a black market on babies.
Doesn't seem like all those lawyers can put the words together.



munk
 
munk said:
There you go. We need Steely resolve. We need formidable men and large forces, that's why I'm so proud of France for pledging 200 or 400 troops to watch Lebanon. They'll watch too, under orders not to fire unless fired upon. Hezbolah (sic) is safe.
munk
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Hey, Ghana and China will be there too. Problem solved.
 
(for Heaven's sakes) Bri in Chi;

Is there anything to do about it? If the Muslim fanatics keep at it, eventualy, they're going to score again big. They are going to hurt a lot of people when they blow the big one.

I honestly don't know what to do, even if I were magically made Ruler of Earth.


munk
 
Munk,
That's why I didn't vote for you for Magical Ruler Of The Earth. Too bad, actually - considering who won. You gonna run again?
 
I'm decidedly not running. Has anyone tried Trade Beads with Iran? Worked once before.



munk
 
Is Steely Resolve related to Jake? :foot:

Drink up. You're living in the last days of Rome. :(

Barbarri ad porto.


Mike
 
Cthulhu for President in '08: why vote for the lesser evil?

True, it's only the American presidential position initially but knowing Cthulhu, world domination (and Magical Rule of the Earth) wouldn't be far behind. The rest would take care of itself.

Look at the bright side...nukes would be the least of our worries. :)
 
Dave Rishar said:
Cthulhu for President in '08: why vote for the lesser evil?
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Dave, in return for your support, Cthulhu has informed me he will wait until election victory to destroy your mind and eat your soul.
 
soupah said:
Dave, in return for your support, Cthulhu has informed me he will wait until election victory to destroy your mind and eat your soul.
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You're on the right track, Soupah. I've some literature that I'd like you to read. Perhaps you'll realize some things that you never knew. Take a look and make up your own mind.

Who Will Be Eaten First?

(Warning: mildly offensive adult language, PG-13/ "mild" R)

http://bellend.strtok.net/~tyler/cthulhu/

Nobody can save you. We will all be eaten.

If you start to have dreams about cities where the geometry is all wrong and get inspired to make weird sculptures, do it!

1. Don't worry about going mad. There's no avoiding it.
2. Be prepared for horrible visions and creatures that will chill you to the bone!
3. Remember...Yog Sothoth is the gate!
 
Vigilance is all we are allowed now I guess. So, lets be vigilant until there has been some act of horrific terror to trigger public/media acceptability of a more active plan from us. And I guess we should hope someone else bears the brunt of the next manmade catastrophy too? Is that civilized? Is that honorable? Regardless, its human. We'll be simultaneously relieved and terrified when its Okinawa or Jerusalem rather than San Diego won't we?

Hug your kids.
 
A careless thought: Nuke Iran back into the stone age one night, and tell the world "They must have been a little overboard on their nuclear test!" :eek: :foot:
 
There is no oil in North Korea. Therefore, we don't give a flip what they do. They actually have nukes, and we don't do squat. Let's set up 6 way talks, that ought to get things in line.
I hope our anti missle defense system is in good working order.
 
i use my necronomicon to prop up the three legged table in the corner of my smallest room, one leg is a bit short. the one with the retractable claws.

when we still have all these Freedom Fighters in iraq willing to be video'd we have other priorities.

besides cthulhu has bad breath and irritable bowel syndrome, his company just filed for chapter 11, his wife is sleeping with his gatekeeper and his son just got an 'F' in idolatry, the neighbor's have reported him to the landlord for wild parties and he's about to be evicted.
 
There has been more war and terror since the end of the cold war.

Maybe barring terrorists getting them everybody having them will produce sort of a second cold war to where nobody will invade anybody for fear of starting the big one:thumbup: I am betting war between India and Pakistan is much more remote due to this.
 
The enemy has no fear. We should keep it from getting teeth.
 
If we nuke Iran everybody will be able to tell it was us. I think every nuclear explosion leaves a unique signature that can be traced to the country of origin by big-brain types.

No, no. What we really need to do is pass some decency laws regulating what can and cannot be shown on television. We need some more tax cuts for the wealthy, we need to open up more wildlife preserves for logging and mineral extraction. We also need to subsidize oil to help out our struggling petroleum industry. Only then will we teach renegade regimes like N. Korea and Iran that we are serious.
 
aproy1101 said:
The enemy has no fear.....
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or sense of rationality.

or sense of self-preservation.

or logic in their religious war.

or sense of membership in humanity.

or sense of anything but tribalism, and a rejection of modern-day reality.

When you reject thinking itself in the gang-mentality, it's easy not to have fear.

They would probably reject MEDICINE for their children- "Nope, no immunizations against diseases in the whollybook. We don't need it."

Who would welcome a return to the dark ages? Not thinking people.

And that's who has declared war on us.


Mike
 
Ad Astra said:
Is Steely Resolve related to Jake? :foot:
Mike
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You know, I often begin most of my rants with, "When I rule the world with an Iron Fist...." Seriously! My wife says I'd be far to cruel and evil to govern the world. It's a real pity, too. I have this great throne constructed of the skulls of my enemies that is glued together with their sorrowful pleads for mercy. It's really a PITA, but the principle effect is there.

I dunno, though. Maybe.... I do have a stockpile of 400,000 orange jump suits for my henchmen, and I could get a very smart looking black stripe sewn on the side for anyone from the Cantina that is interested. You could be my elite guard. You could be Steely's Fist. However, you would all have to wear an eyepatch, because my elite guard is going to look cool. Nothin' says "cool" like an eyepatch.

This is turning out to be a very workable plan.

Jake
 
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