North Korea about to test a Nuke...

If you're going to nuke Iran to the stone age, you have to plant a few Russian nuclear reactors around to make it look plausible...

Iran has a middle class that does not want religious control. Where are they? I think the experts miscalculated the revolution potential.


munk
 
munk said:
If you're going to nuke Iran to the stone age, you have to plant a few Russian nuclear reactors around to make it look plausible...

Iran has a middle class that does not want religious control. Where are they? I think the experts miscalculated the revolution potential.


munk
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As long as the gov't in Iran can make the middle class feel threatned by the US and Israel nationalisim trumps reforme every time. Look at the former Soviet Union.
 
Steely_Gunz said:
You know, I often begin most of my rants with, "When I rule the world with an Iron Fist...." Seriously! My wife says I'd be far to cruel and evil to govern the world. It's a real pity, too. I have this great throne constructed of the skulls of my enemies that is glued together with their sorrowful pleads for mercy. It's really a PITA, but the principle effect is there.

I dunno, though. Maybe.... I do have a stockpile of 400,000 orange jump suits for my henchmen, and I could get a very smart looking black stripe sewn on the side for anyone from the Cantina that is interested. You could be my elite guard. You could be Steely's Fist. However, you would all have to wear an eyepatch, because my elite guard is going to look cool. Nothin' says "cool" like an eyepatch.

This is turning out to be a very workable plan.

Jake
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Far out! :thumbup: So far, Cthulu isn't returning my calls or emails. I'd really like to get in with his organization, but as long as it sounds like a career-building move, I'd be proud to put on the eye patch of Evil Jake's Fist of Evil Goon Squad. Can I be the sniper? I swear to do eccentric and humorous stuff, like hits with antique rifles. Gotta start building that mound of skulls sometime. I mean, make it higher. :foot: Count me in.

Mike
 
We don't need to nuke them. Covert operations coupled with conventional weapons could destroy their capability.
 
I'm not in favor of idiots having nuclear weapons or any other types of weapons, but what is the particular hazard for the U.S. if these fools get some? Are they going to nuke the U.S.?

Osama sent over about a platoon's worth of people who knocked down a couple buildings in NY and look what happened to the stock market. If anyone blew up some nukes over here, the economy would absolutely go into the toilet. If the economy goes in the toilet, people won't have any money. If they don't have any money, they won't pay any taxes.

If they don't pay taxes, the Govt. won't have any money to pass out to the third world, but whose problem is that?

Are they going to fire nukes and then invade the U.S? I don't think they have enough ships. If the U.S. was reduced to an 1870's economy and vulnerable to invasion, about the only people who could take advantage of it would be Canadians and Mexicans. I doubt the Canadians would invade and the Mexicans already have.

Another thing - if those idiots even entertain the idea of putting the U.S. into the tank, they can forget about overseas grain shipments. They better figure out what they are going to make their pita bread out of before they get any bigger ideas.
 
kronckew said:
got some recruits for you, steely: Video Linky
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Jake
 
If the Iranians or N. Koreans managed to sneak a nuke into to US and take out one of our cities (god forbid), this would not be a prelude to invasion. There is not a nation-state in the world that posesses the resources to successfully mount an invasion of the continental United States. Nobody even comes close to having the equipment, men and training that would be required for such an assault. Any theoretical fleet large enough to mount such an assault would be taken out by our Navy long before they reached our shores. Would we use nuclear weapons against an expeditionary force steaming towards our shores? You'd better believe it buddy. Have you ever seen footage of what an H-bomb does to a flotilla of warships? Woosh. So long suckas. I don't think we have to worry about being invaded any time soon. Least of all by the Iranians, who have maybe 3 rubber boats and one motor to share between them. The N. Koreans have a Navy, but we would crush them hard before they made it out of the Sea of Japan if satellite imagery indicated loaded amphibious troop transports, which I don't think they even have. China could maybe invade us in about 20 years if they really, really wanted to. I don't think we'd nuke the Chinese. And I don't think they want to get into it with us just yet. We are busy paying to develop their infrastructure right now by making all of our crap there.

If the N. Koreans or Iranians nuke us, it will be to wreck our economy so we no longer have the resources or willpower to meddle in their affairs. But what do you think would happen to Pyongyang if we found out the nuke that just wasted NYC belonged to Kim Jong Il? N. Korea would quickly become a fused glass crater with a few cockroaches scurrying around in the middle. We would raise the day's "high" in their capitol by a couple thousand degrees.
 
Given the hunters, gun nuts, and gang bangers here in the US a land invasion and occupation of the US would make the Iraqi insurgency look like a traffic stop by comparison.
 
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