Here in Hawthorne we have mountains to the north, south, east, and west. However, in lieu of visual effects, I can do audio...
Listen children and you will hear, ( sorry, wrong poem )
The Northern Lights have seen strange sights,
But the strangest they ever did see,
Was the night on the marge of Lake LeBarge,
That I cremated Sam McGee.
Now Sam McGee was from Tennessee - ( Yawn, time for med and bed. )
Think the fellow doing the rhyming was named Robert Service if you want to look it up.