Not Trade Or Sale Thread

idahoskunk said:
but do you guys think it would be rude or unusual for me to ask for a hogs wife in trade for a rare infi sword i own. it's not like anybody would get her and both parties would be able to back out in two week if it didn't work out. i would even pay the airfare for her return flight.

so... seriously, what do you think, i value your opinion.


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Looking for a new mistress decked out in satin with no pants, Skunker? ;) ...If you get your trade, WE NEED PIX! :thumbup: ;) lolz
 
Jaxx said:
Looking for a new mistress decked out in satin with no pants, Skunker? ;) ...If you get your trade, WE NEED PIX! :thumbup: ;) lolz
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I wonder if they can make some with just a very small bikini coating :cool: :thumbup:

(73)
 
I would keep the sword and rely on timing.....there are times when wives are often available free to other homes.....but no-one falls out of love with a good bit of steel that badly.....
 
Horton_Knives said:
Oh yeah or Super Lite Uber Textile or S.L.U.T. finish!!
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well, I understand it took a country boy a little while to come up with that so
I know you missed my post above:thumbup:


offers I said:p

not insults;)


:D
 
knife hunter said:
well, I understand it took a country boy a little while to come up with that so
I know you missed my post above:thumbup:


offers I said:p

not insults;)


:D
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This whole post Insults me!!! I hate Innuendo!!! Sorry T!!! Just havin fun!! no offense! Damn, im sober now!!

this post went from random fun to serious!!
 
knife hunter said:
I havent been able to stop laughing:D:D:eek:



I'll tell her you said so.;)

HAHAHAHA


Bring the offers Boyz!:D
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Well... To help 'Skunk out, I got a few questions...

1. Has the kni... err WIFE in question ever been used and or abused?
2. Have you ever sharpened or reprofiled her he... uh, edge?
3 do you have pix of both sides of this mistress?
4 Do you have specs? You know... height, length, weight, shape, grind?
5. Lastly... And this is important... How does she feel in the hand?

Ya know... in writing this, I had a bit of a moment of clarity (whatever THAT is!)... it IS funny sometimes, the questions we ask each other about our KNIVES, ain't it???? :foot::o

Anyway, just playin', kh! :) No harm intended!!
 
Horton_Knives said:
This whole post Insults me!!! I hate Innuendo!!!
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Jeremy Jeremy


damn


didnt mean to screw your fun....I was trying to add to it.:D


have another drink



your just mad cauyse you didnt think of trading your sword:D:D:thumbup:


come on ....back on track.;)



We are having fun.:eek:


and when I say country...last I checked my accent was still thicker:D
 
Jaxx said:
Well... To Help 'Skunk out, I got a few questions...

1. Has the kni... err WIFE in question ever been used and or abused?
2. Have you ever sharpened or reprofiled her he... uh, edge?
3 do you have pix of both sides of this mistress?
4 Do you have specs? You know... height, length, weight, shape, grind?
5. Lastly... And this is important... How does she feel in the hand?

Ya know... in writing this, I had a bit of a moment of clarity (whatever THAT is!)... it IS funny sometimes, the questions we ask each other about our KNIVES, ain't it???? :foot::o

Anyway, just playin', kh! :) No harm intended!!
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ok


here we go:thumbup:


LMAO!

Yes to 1-4


but aall by me:)


ANd

#5 is the best;)



its all why I put up with her.......and why I jump at least an inch when she says;):D
 
EEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRCCCCCCCCKKKKK! (thats that record scratch sound) like when I walk into a room full of old people with all my tattoos!!
 
Jaxx said:
Well... To help 'Skunk out, I got a few questions...

1. Has the kni... err WIFE in question ever been used and or abused?

This is very subjective. Like what does a pass around count as?

2. Have you ever sharpened or reprofiled her he... uh, edge?
And who did the work... like is it lumpy?


3 do you have pix of both sides of this mistress?
And can they fit in one screen?

4 Do you have specs? You know... height, length, weight, shape, grind?
Are the colors factory and do both sides match?

5. Lastly... And this is important... How does she feel in the hand?
or balanced on it


Ya know... in writing this, I had a bit of a moment of clarity (whatever THAT is!)... it IS funny sometimes, the questions we ask each other about our KNIVES, ain't it???? :foot::o

Anyway, just playin', kh! :) No harm intended!!
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(67) but I have to go play darts soon
 
knife hunter said:
ok


here we go:thumbup:


LMAO!

Yes to 1-4


but aall by me:)


ANd

#5 is the best;)



its all why I put up with her.......and why I jump at least an inch when she says;):D
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She's reading all of this over your shoulder, isn't she??? :D:D ;) LOL
 
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