Now this is too funny

As long as no one comes out with a perfume for women that smells like bacon, camp fire, Hoppes #9 or Cordite, my marriage will stay in tact :p.
 
I can see a guy wearing the cologne on the ranch, and the steers take an, er, s-e-x-u-a-l sort of interest. Could be dangerous!!!! :eek:

:p
 
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It's priced at $3.99 so it's gotta be good.

Rupestris said:
As long as no one comes out with a perfume for women that smells like bacon, camp fire, Hoppes #9 or Cordite, my marriage will stay in tact :p.
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I have a small vial of cologne that smells exactly like a campfire. It's unlabled and i don't remember where I got it though. And I agree on the Hoppes #9.
 
kiahs said:
I have a small vial of cologne that smells exactly like a campfire. It's unlabled and i don't remember where I got it though. And I agree on the Hoppes #9.
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That's "Liquid Smoke", and yer missus got it at the grocery store. Who says good stuff has to be expensive?
 
DutchV said:
That's "Liquid Smoke", and yer missus got it at the grocery store. Who says good stuff has to be expensive?
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:D There's a bit of a difference, but I love the smell of Liquid Smoke. I keep a bottle on the top shelf of my fridge just so i can sniff it when I'm grabbing something else.
 
Hoppes number 9 , spent shotgun shells, and puppy breath. Combine those three and youd have a cologne.
 
Baby spit and Ivory Snow has always been great at attracting women. Can't say I like it that much myself, though.
 
In regard to bear bait and similar comments:

It's possible that any scent will make an animal curious. However, keep in mind that something which smells like beef to us probably won't smell like beef to other animals. Humans have extremely poor senses of smell, in comparison to most animals we encounter. Our olfactory senses are almost insensate, "blind" or "deaf", or whatever you'd call it, in comparison to the mammals we meet. Bears, for example, have senses of smell that are literally many thousands of times more sensitive than humans' senses of smell. In this way, they live in a completely different world than us, regarding how they experience smells.

Imagine a simple organism with pit eyes/stemma, which can only detect light from dark, but can't resolve images, and can't perceive color or movement. Imagine that animal's visual experience compared to ours.

Our ability to detect and resolve smells, compared to a bear's, or a deer's, or a coyote's, is kind of like that. In regard to smells, we're sort of not experiencing the world in the same way a bear does. So, just because something smells "just like" _____ to us doesn't mean it smells at all like _____ to other animals.
 
Brian Jones said:
I can see a guy wearing the cologne on the ranch, and the steers take an, er, s-e-x-u-a-l sort of interest. Could be dangerous!!!! :eek:

:p
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That would be bad, considering steers are castrated males. :eek: That would have to be some -really- potent stuff. :p
 
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