Occupy Becker Street!

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CCMI

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Did you know that the Top 1% of Becker owners actually own 99% of ALL BECKERS! It's a cold hard fact in today's society. I won't name names, but we all know who they are.

It's not fair! It's time for the 99% of Becker owners to take a stand!


Just look at this disgusting display of Becker-wealth
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How many Machaxs should one man have?!
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Look, they even have access to Beckers we 99%ers don't know the names of!
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This way of life cannot go on - now is the time for a revolution! We, the 99% of hard-working Becker Owners need to rise up and occupy.... uh, maybe that grassy area over there.... oh, that's already being used...hmm..... I mean, take back control of our DESTINY!!! We must demand the redistribution of Beckers for all mankind!

I know some of you will say, "Get a job", or "Work hard and get your own Beckers". But it's too late, we're building too much momentum, we cannot be stopped. Who's with me? :D
 
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Im interested, but keep in mind this level of wealth is probably guarded by tigers and cobras.

Are we prepared for that? Hell I don't even own a machax yet. Might want to put this off until at least next February.
 
I'm standing idly by to side with whoever the victor is. I'm in the middle class so Im just gonna get screwed anyways. They should probably tax me more to give beckers to those without jobs, that's only fair.
 
I'll drive my new escalade down to the welfare office so I can get in line for my brute to chop my steaks I got with my food stamps.
 
clich said:
I'm standing idly by to side with whoever the victor is. I'm in the middle class so Im just gonna get screwed anyways. They should probably tax me more to give beckers to those without jobs, that's only fair.
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:D Well said, I'm right there with you. Now if you'd kindly hand over more of your paycheck to help me with my school debt, I may not appreciate it, but I do demand it.
 
Did you sell your soul for that collection?...Cause I would.
 
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I dont see there being a shortage of Beckerness on the webs. You want we should just "spread the wealth" like communism??? ;):D
 
Don't even try, 99%ers. There's a reason we are where we are and you are where you are.

What you are living now is the result of many decades of planning and coordination... the introduction of low-quality blades made by foreign slaves at low price points in order to gradually reduce your expectations, targeting your tastes via mass-media in order to steer you toward ridiculous Rambo knives in order to fund the development of our New Knife Order, all the way to engineering the introduction of ESEE* panties to cloud your judgement with frivolity and too-thin handles.

It is upon the bent backs of Smith & Wesson and Cold Steel** owners that we ascend to our golden palace. We are your masters, now and forever. Buy Becker.

* I like ESEE knives actually.
** I like Cold Steel knives actually.
 
BRL said:
Don't even try, 99%ers. There's a reason we are where we are and you are where you are.

What you are living now is the result of many decades of planning and coordination... the introduction of low-quality blades made by foreign slaves at low price points in order to gradually reduce your expectations, targeting your tastes via mass-media in order to steer you toward ridiculous Rambo knives in order to fund the development of our New Knife Order, all the way to engineering the introduction of ESEE* panties to cloud your judgement with frivolity and too-thin handles.

It is upon the bent backs of Smith & Wesson and Cold Steel** owners that we ascend to our golden palace. We are your masters, now and forever. Buy Becker.

* I like ESEE knives actually.
** I like Cold Steel knives actually.
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Damn.
 
I have a Becker BK7. You mean there are other models out there? My -7 does so much for me that I never imagined a need for anything else. It's my 'spooning' partner. It keeps me warm at night. It protects my home. It scares the neighbors. It decapitates zombie cactus. It slices tomatoes. It provides light in dark places. It does everything. Ya'll can have the others.

I did buy a Bk11 to keep it company.

~Chris
 
I'm with you. The hoarders have to be stopped.
 
jarodmichael said:
I dont see there being a shortage of Beckerness on the webs...
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Well sir, how many Machaxs do you own? Have you ever even held a "tweener"?

Or maybe you're just one of the Elitist 1%? Yeah, that sounds good. If you don't agree with US, that only proves you're a 1%er...

BRL said:
Don't even try, 99%ers. There's a reason we are where we are and you are where you are.
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I don't think you know exactly who you're dealing with. I hope you're prepared to watch us camp out in our tear gas tinged, self made hobo-town indefinitely. Or at least until the iPhone 5 comes out. Then whatcha gonna do?

Guyon said:
I'm with you. The hoarders have to be stopped.
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Saboteur!!!!
 
sampson said:
I'd be happy with just getting my first Becker. And the deportation of Derek H. And maybe a Dr. Pepper. Are there Dr. Peppers?
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Hey! didn't you come by my house the other day, dressed as a tax collector and "tax" me outta my Bk-14 for a while?
 
CCMI said:
Just look at this disgusting display of Becker-wealth
DSC01682.jpg



How many Machaxs should one man have?!
BeckerGroup.jpg



Look, they even have access to Beckers we 99%ers don't know the names of!
100_0030.jpg



This way of life cannot go on - now is the time for a revolution! We, the 99% of hard-working Becker Owners need to rise up and occupy.... uh, maybe that grassy area over there.... oh, that's already being used...hmm..... I mean, take back control of our DESTINY!!! We must demand the redistribution of Beckers for all mankind!

I know some of you will say, "Get a job", or "Work hard and get your own Beckers". But it's too late, we're building too much momentum, we cannot be stopped. Who's with me? :D
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well, you know :) Picture 1 is a "good start"

picture 2 is what we call "old money" and good planning. all these kids today haven't even been alive long enough to acquire, most missed the window. not the fault of those with vision, time, and hard cold cash in hand. you want? you work. no handouts ;)

as for #3, that's not privately owned wealth. yet. soon my pretties, soon.
 
tradewater said:
....and .45's
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pretty much everything from .22LR to .308WIN to 12GA and a healthy selection in between ;)

hell, the blades themselves are preserved in cobra spit inside the tigers (who are immune). even if you defeat the tigers, just touching the blades will cause one to expire.

there are tales of a vast dragon's hoard in the cold northlands. the path is littered with the bones of those who tried. some few actually get in, which is nice, as the tiger's haven't been fed as much as they'd like. lara croft gave it go once. we were kind and sent her mother's ring back to her, but we kept the arm :)

there's a much nicer hoard, down south, which isn't guarded by tigers, or cobras, but there are 2-3 mules, 4-5 growling hell hounds, and a wiley old rabbit with a lot of firepower :) if you can find him, if you can sneak in, you might, just might get introduced to his wife, the hard way :) the A-Team tired once. i hear they like the taste of lime :>
 
For real tho my wife just drug me into the city to her favorite tattoo shop and then said she needed gum so I had to walk 5 blocks through the filth that's left behind by the occupy people. If you want me on your side at least make yourself presentable Jesus. And I got a parking ticket. Its just been that kind of day
 
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