Occupy Becker Street!

Not sure if I qualify as a 1%er as my Becker collection is meager compared to some:

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By the way, what is that awesome knife that keeps showing up in these Becker pics? ;)

I thought I was special and tried to make off with a prototype tweener, but Toooj simultaneously snatched it from my belt and round-house kicked me into the pond.

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In an attempt to avoid any demonstrations by you 99%ers, here are some pictures to distract you. The first is of a watertight first aid kit I made and the second is the cake I made for my sister-in-law's wedding:

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Hey! didn't you come by my house the other day, dressed as a tax collector and "tax" me outta my Bk-14 for a while?

It wasn't a TAX, my friend.....Let's call it, PROTECTION. As long as you provide me with tasty Bk's, I'll NOT destroy your still and burn your house down. Ha! Good times with BWE.
 
Well sir, how many Machaxs do you own? Have you ever even held a "tweener"?

Or maybe you're just one of the Elitist 1%? Yeah, that sounds good. If you don't agree with US, that only proves you're a 1%er...

Eh, I have one, but with my 9 surgically attached to my right hand, I can only use one at a time. I have a modest collection of one of each Becker in production only a double BK11, an early Cinci Machax, and a LE BK10.
 
Well sir, how many Machaxs do you own? Have you ever even held a "tweener"?

Machaxen? more than this:

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held a tweener? yup. used a tweener to eat a steak? yup. and more!

you probably won't see these for sale, because nobody likes recurves ;> they just don't sell you see:

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a handsome pairing:

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i'm not even a 1%'er as i don't have them ALL :) many of the new ones aren't pictured. missing are a few BK10s, and BK6s, and such :>

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very sad. one day, i'll acquire even more :>

but first, back to the hard work and stuff.
 
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I know some of you will say, "Get a job", or "Work hard and get your own Beckers". But it's too late, we're building too much momentum, we cannot be stopped. Who's with me? :D

funny thing about building UP momentum. that implies you don't have any yet. when it impacts upon the immoveable object, well, nothing happens :> you're already stopped. hell, just take a nap :)

there are plenty of them on ePrey. course, people buy them. we call this a competitive market place. highest bidder. the american dream! it works. you just need money, and time, and maybe a weeeee bit of luck.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Dream

'''The four dreams of consumerism

Ownby (1999) identifies four American dreams that the new consumer culture addressed. The first was the "Dream of Abundance," offering a cornucopia of material goods to all Americans, making them proud to be the richest society on earth. The second was the "Dream of a Democracy of Goods," whereby everyone had access to the same products regardless of race, gender, ethnicity, or class, thereby challenging the aristocratic norms of the rest of the world whereby only the rich or well-connected are granted access to luxury. The "Dream of Freedom of Choice," with its ever expanding variety of good allowed people to fashion their own particular life style. Finally, the "Dream of Novelty," in which ever-changing fashions, new models, and unexpected new products broadened the consumer experience in terms of purchasing skills and awareness of the market, and challenged the conservatism of traditional society and culture, and even politics. Ownby acknowledges that the dreams of the new consumer culture radiated out from the major cities, but notes that they quickly penetrated the most rural and most isolated areas, such as rural Mississippi. With the arrival of the model T after 1910, consumers in rural America were no longer locked into local general stores with their limited merchandise and high prices, and to comparison shop and in towns and cities. Ownby demonstrates that poor black Mississippians shared in the new consumer culture, both inside Mississippi, and it motivated the more ambitious to move to Memphis or Chicago.[23][24]'''

if you want it, find it for sale, and buy it. some people say "debt is good". nothing is holding you back. how about a little radical self-reliance? :)

now, a few months back, this amazingly dreaded lady showed up at my door. wearing a nice suit, and she had some paperwork indicating she was a specially empowered tax collector of some kind. she needed to see my cutlery to be taxed. naturally, i've already paid my taxes. so i was suspicious. the alluring smell of the unwashed masses with some patchouli oil tipped me off. well, it wasn't long before i was showing her my Becker, and she admitted that she really like the nice sheath i had for it. having been converted to my way of thinking, she was set free, to range fully upon the plains as a vegetarian only can. a shame though, because she really knew how to care for a Becker :) wiped it clean after use, and made sure it was well oiled before and after work. almost a keeper, but unfortunately, i knew she was a double-agent.
 
Ill never get those 5 minutes of my life back. Thank Bladite not only do you have a collection that rivals the bearded one but you also now have a chunk of my hard earned life
 
It wasn't a TAX, my friend.....Let's call it, PROTECTION. As long as you provide me with tasty Bk's, I'll NOT destroy your still and burn your house down. Ha! Good times with BWE.

No sir, that ain't right. Nope. Not at all. Any man who has a still, and a bladeforums account, is obviously a good soul who knows his liquor & knives. Threatening his still? That's like talkin' bad about momma right there. Hangin' offense where I'm from. :grumpy: :p

Let's not be creating disunity in this fledgling movement by saying such things, okay? ;)

~Chris
 
You buncha hippies need to get out there and get you some Beckers!

Unless of course you guys are taking this fight to those that own a Reinhardt Khukri, in which case I am totally in.

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You buncha hippies need to get out there and get you some Beckers!
Unless of course you guys are taking this fight to those that own a Reinhardt Khukri, in which case I am totally in.
;)

for those that want to experience this great knife close up, personal, and internally?
 
Yeah, right, come get my RBK. I've changed my zombies and cars requirement, so, molon labe my RBK

Moose
 
I'm not getting my RBK bloody for any marauders. :mad:
I prefer close-range work with my 2 and .380. More personal that way.

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I hear Meat does a fine job protecting his gear with a Fiskars X10. Err wait what? My bad, Meat's gear is open for looting, you just have to spring for the airfare to Germany.
 
I'm not getting my RBK bloody for any marauders. :mad:
I prefer close-range work with my 2 and .380. More personal that way.

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well, as it turns out, i have quite the bladed arsenal... just waiting. many of them are magically enhanced :>

and 1000s of rounds of backup :)

however, if someone were to be female, cute and appreciative, they might be allowed a tour and some fondling :>

then they could see the knives.

mine mine mine...
 
however, if someone were to be female, cute and appreciative, they might be allowed a tour and some fondling :>

then they could see the knives.

mine mine mine...

How 'bout two of the three? :D


































jk :barf: :barf: :barf:
 
How 'bout two of the three?

Captain or her friend have a slight chance :> but well, mmm, yeah, they'd get the tour :)

i worked hard for my stuff. it's very much mine.

next up: moist nagant :)
 
instead of taking sides I'm just going to wait until it's over and loot the battlefield of dropped beckers. unless someone wants to buy my loyalty. my becker collection isn't impressive but I own more guns than some police departments.
 
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