Ode to the CUDA Claw

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Yekim

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She is a fine knife, my CUDA Claw
Not too big, not too small.
THe blade is just under 4",
8-1/2" overall

The action is nice and smooth,
Revealing her toothy Grin
Flicking her open and thumbing her closed,
it feels like a sin.

Her appetite for cutting
is something to admire
cardboard offers no resistance
I can cut till my arms retire

Fit and finish is okay
but one would expect more
For a knife that sells on Knifecenter
For 'round $124

Playing with her can be unsettling to some
Causing remarks of Fear and Awe
"OHMYGAWDWHATTHEHELLISTHAT!!!"
"It is my Camillus CUDA Claw"

YeK

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My Mom carries three knives.
AKTI # A000348


 
great poem, but you have WAY too much time on your hands. either that or you're an english major
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I did that off the top of my head...you should see the stuff I put effort into...

YeK
 
I used to want one of those. Your making me want one again...
 
Ditto what Tuff said

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Just because I talk to myself does not mean I'm crazy. What's wrong with getting a second opinion?
 
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