Off to Nirvana...

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[DrThunder88]

Transcendental meditation goes "poof"? (Apologies to Bill Watterson)

 

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[markksr]

Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

 

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[fearn]

Disciple: Oh wise and all knowing one, show me the place of perfect peace.

Master: If I show it to you, it will no longer be peaceful.

(Neil Woods)
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"Nothing leads me further from attachment than a week with the in-laws" (David Loomis)

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As is stated in the colorectal sutra verse 118: The enlightenment experienced through meditation can be compared to the sphincter muscle. It is the only muscle in the body that works when relaxed, and the more relaxed the more ecstatic the experience. (Kenneth J. Smith)

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"Its amazing that the Buddha had such a grasp on the reality of suffering without ever having to go to the DMV."

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"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." (Albert Einstein)

 

[markksr]

Thanks for contributing, Fearn, I was starting to feel like I was talking to myself in this thread.

 

[Esav Benyamin]

I was starting to feel like I was talking to myself in this thread.

Were you dissatisfied with what you were saying?

 

[markksr]

Were you dissatisfied with what you were saying?

Not at all, I crack myself up sometimes, but I could hear crickets chirping and it was becoming somewhat disheartening.

In Buddhist terms; I was distracted by the sound of no mouth laughing.