Off to see the cardiologist this AM

I figure cranking the caps off 18 bottles of Heineken a day would be enough exercise for anyone.;)
 
Originally posted by John Powell
I didn't know SKs had hearts?

John, you know what clogged up the artery?

GOLD!!!

Thanks all for well wishes.

I'm gonna try to hang around for awhile but we may as well face it. None of us are going to get out of this mess alive.
 
Best wishes oncle Bill, I hope you bury the cardiologist!

Since I succesfully recovered from a heart attack at 31 ( i am 41 now ) I figure I gave you the scoop on the mystical French Health Program ( a.k.a the French paradox). It is very simple and easy to follow:

1: What ever you drink, only drink the best!
(I personnaly recommend a glass of cognac or armagnac after each meal, works for me...)

2: Don't ever get upset. Period, no if or but.
(If you feel you are getting upset, just display your 20" Sirupati. If you are still upset after that, just use it. Does wonders to calm the nerves)

3: Always go to bed with your wool socks on and a hat
(Body heat escape through those extremities first. You end up getting a cold. Your wife / doctor think they are going to cure you by stuffing you with pills like a turkey on Thanksgiving...you can take the pressure, you end up killing yourself! Hence wear a hat and socks!)

4: Nothing is worth the trouble it generates ( if life become too difficult, move to Nepal , above the snow line , go down for food and supplies once a year ......)

Wait, if that happens we would not be able to get our knives anymore. Forget anything I said, just make sure you are around for another 100 years!

Best,
Pierre
 
I'll do everything you say, Pierre.

My brother had a heart attack at age 39 and he's survived for 20 years and is still kicking pretty good.
 
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