Official Notice regarding my daughter

My oldest daughter has a mean streak like her mother, so I never worried much about her. The only comment I made to her dates was "If it comes out of your pants, It goes home in your pocket."
 
We have seven daughters and two of them are married with families. I have it heard it said that giving your daughter away is like handing a Stradivarius violin to a gorilla.
My son in laws are much better than I could have hoped for. I have to admit when I see a young man talking to one of my daughters I get in my detective mode.
 
dougo83 said:
Haha...my cousin has a handful of us lined up for when his now 12 y.o. daughter starts dating. Something like a more redneck version of the scene from Bad Boys II :D
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I dream of doing that if I have a daughter! :D Thankfully I hardly dealt with the in-laws until after I'd been married to my wife 2 years...I did meet them but they dont like anyone thats with their children so I just kept my head low.
 
I arrested a pair of young men a few years back. They came late at night dressed in black to slip my daughter out thru her bedroom window. During the wait for the Sheriff's patrol to arrive, they sat in the middle of my gravel drive, legs crossed and hands on their heads, blinded by a flashlight. They couldn't tell if my Ruger .357 was reholstered or not. Don't know what they thought about during that long thirty minutes, but I assume it was along the lines of mistakes and mortality. Evidently word of the event got around. I never had another problem. By the way, I let them off without the criminal trespass and attempted kidnapping of a minor charges, to be reinstated should I ever see them again. "My lawn! Get off it!"
 
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