Oh God! My daddy is on the forums...

[Jaxx]

Oh no!!! What should I do with all this Bank of America stock I bought ofr $3.00 a share and is now worth $54?

Do I have to sell it for say $9.00?

Possibly to some guy that makes $450,000 a year.

Sounds like I'm your huckleberry. Do you take PayPal??? LOL

 

[KnifeAddictAK]

Yeah, but what about us guys that need a 12" sheath?

I just buy 3 legged pants

 

[digdeep]

I think you'd have most of us beat by a considerable margin, but I'd make them in sizes. I dunno, maybe 2'' increments thru SM Waist-XXL Waisted sizes. That would be a big order to fill!

You mean that you would start at 2"? Better sell them online because I think the less endowed might be embarrassed to buy at the store and ask for a 2" model.

 

[digdeep]

I just buy 3 legged pants

Nearly choked on my gin and soda. That was just too funny KnifeAddictAK.

 

[pbubsy]

You mean that you would start at 2"? Better sell them online because I think the less endowed might be embarrassed to buy at the store and ask for a 2" model.

They'd be in packages.....NATURALLY you could just pull them off the display.

 

[pbubsy]

Not everyone was born with a MOAB. Some were born with a 3 Finger. Dongstockings inc. would accomodate that.

 

[MORIMOTOM]

i was born with a rat trap. usually hidden but when its open, look out!

 

[digdeep]

They'd be in packages.....NATURALLY you could just pull them off the display.

I can just hear the saleslady yell ... "Hey we got a 2 incher here!"

 

[pbubsy]

Hey, it's better than the inch pincher

 

[KnifeAddictAK]

i was born with a rat trap. usually hidden but when its open, look out!

Yeah and over time, with hard use, you start to worry about lock failure

 

[MORIMOTOM]

Yeah and over time, with hard use, you start to worry about lock failure

and i had thought lock failure was a myth.



it is no myth my friend.

 

[KnifeAddictAK]

They could make a model called the "Snorkeling Elephant". You ever seen what an elephant looks like when snorkeling?

 

[pbubsy]

Yeah and over time, with hard use, you start to worry about lock failure

Hey......aschlong as it doesn't open in your pocket.

 

[MORIMOTOM]

They could make a model called the "Snorkeling Elephant". You ever seen what an elephant looks like when snorkeling?

then you end up peeing on your chin.:thumbdn:

 

[KnifeAddictAK]

and i had thought lock failure was a myth.



it is no myth my friend.

Just don't flick it. It's hard on it and will start jarring parts loose

 

[KnifeAddictAK]

then you end up peeing on your chin.:thumbdn:

Sometimes, you can't help when you have too pee. Just pray the neighbors aren't watching your backyard.

 

[MORIMOTOM]

Just don't flick it. It's hard on it and will start jarring parts loose

whats the fun in having it if i cant flick it?

 

[pbubsy]

then you end up peeing on your chin.:thumbdn:

I just busted my side open after picturing that one

 

[KnifeAddictAK]

whats the fun in having it if i cant flick it?

It's yours to flick, just don't be suprised when the lock up fails to engage

 

[MORIMOTOM]

Just pray the neighbors aren't watching your backyard.

i only let my close friends watch my backyard.