Oh oh another world famous survivalist turns out to be a FAKE

Wow - what a similarity.

Currently I am eating the heart of a Caribou I just cut from a fresh kill with a flint knife / posting this stupid post.

TF
 
I'm going canoe camping tomorrow. Is it ok if I lie when I come back and say I was gone for a year?
 
I can do that. I just can't use a bare gorilla's knife or do a bird-poop enema.
 
I was once in the wilds of Borneo for 2 score and whilst there I made a Korean Sun Bear named Poo Chin my companion, my pants were made from Cacao Nibs the only human face I saw was on a cave wall, painted with char by a highly intelligent Wallaby long succumbed to the pleasures of Puerto Rican Rum...

Yeah, that's the ticket.
 
I actually only have 16 posts in W&SS, but I hacked my count so as to make me look all smart like and to browbeat others I disagree with ;D
 
I find it hard to believe that this guy is a fake. Survivaling ain't all that hard (BTW "survivaling" is the correct spelling).

After all, I spent 4 years on a South Pacific isle after my plane crashed. All I had to eat was coconut at first. Had a heck of a time getting a fire started. I had to perform emergency dental surgery on myself with an ice skate. Worst of all, I had to resort to having sex with a volleyball. You may have seen a film that was loosely based on my experience. They left out a lot of details. Mostly they left out the gratuitous sex with a volleyball.
 
Don't know about you guys but for me living in a hotel room for a full year is as close to survival as it comes. Did he at least had air conditioning/heating, cable, WIFI and somebody to keep him company?
What if was staying in the Bates Motel...
No matter how I see it, this man in my hero...!!!
 
 
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