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Chameleonbear said:
Clair or Claire? I have never paid the cover for going into a strip club. Also, I've never been in a strip club. I don't understand the point of a strip club. It's like watching porn... Who wants to look but not touch?!
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I'm guessing Claire, but my spelling sucks and i never asked her. I'm right there with ya, but it was a bachelor party and I went with the group. If I wanted a naked woman to rub herself on me I could of stayed home with the wife.
 
Jerry D. said:
Indeed, sir.
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Don't feel bad, most are. Those who ain't, are but won't admit it ;)

Guyon said:
If you had just stumbled upon the Pit, you would not have felt like you earned it.
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So that whole mess was just a test? Sort of a Shaolin kinda thing... OK... I get it now... mind blown...

TBL said:
I know the dangers of being a sex symbol. Last night I got into the strip club without paying cover because I had a gorgeous Asian girl on each of my arms.
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I've gotten into a lot of strip clubs free, but not because of that. Last time I had a gorgeous Asian girl on each arm was, ummm... never. Heck, I've never even had an ugly Asian girl on each arm; just white, brown and black girls (and no, not all of them were ugly). WTF? Suddenly it occurs to me that I may have been an unwitting victim of some bizarre form of stripper-related racism my entire adult life... :confused:

Chameleonbear said:
I don't understand the point of a strip club.
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If you have to ask, you'll never understand.
 
Looks like I double tapped a few min apart.

The the nice ladies defense, the women that I walked into the club with were not strippers :) just friends of friends that decided to crash the bachelor party. My guess is that I was that "safe" guy as previously in the bar I was showing them pictures of my kids. They knew we were all out for a good time and I'd look out for them. It paid off as we all had a great evening. One of them was nice enough to escort me back to my buddies place when I got lost and dropped my drunk ass off on his doorstep lol.
 
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TBL said:
I'm guessing Claire, but my spelling sucks and i never asked her. I'm right there with ya, but it was a bachelor party and I went with the group. If I wanted a naked woman to rub herself on me I could of stayed home with the wife.
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See, I've done the bachelor party thing... Even still never been in a strip club. Most of my friends are losers though (probably why they are my friends) Hell I bet half of them have never even seen a naked chick besides their wives.

james terrio said:
If you have to ask, you'll never understand.
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I didn't realize I asked. I don't want to understand it really.

granitestateofmind said:
"but..but...I don't want to get married!" "I want to sing!"
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I'm glad SOMEONE got that!
 
Chameleonbear said:
See, I've done the bachelor party thing... Even still never been in a strip club. Most of my friends are losers though (probably why they are my friends) Hell I bet half of them have never even seen a naked chick besides their wives.
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You aren't missing anything. Like you said before, what is the fun of just looking if you can't touch.... And touching will get you herpes.
 
TBL said:
You aren't missing anything. Like you said before, what is the fun of just looking if you can't touch.... And touching will get you herpes.
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As long as I'm not missing anything... I'd rather spend the time hanging out with my guy friends, at a nice bar where we can sit back smoke a nice hookah or cigar, have some drinks, have some nice conversation, and eat some good food.
 
Chameleonbear said:
I didn't realize I asked. I don't want to understand it really.
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As regards strip clubs and the people who work in/operate/frequent them, you're much better off that way :thumbup: It's a lot like the music biz or politics or how sausages are made - you don't wanna know. Actually, it's exactly like that, now that I think of it...

[video=youtube;lAD6Obi7Cag]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAD6Obi7Cag[/video]
 
james terrio said:
As regards strip clubs and the people who work in/operate/frequent them, you're much better off that way :thumbup: It's a lot like the music biz or politics or how sausages are made - you don't wanna know. Actually, it's exactly like that, now that I think of it...

[video=youtube;lAD6Obi7Cag]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAD6Obi7Cag[/video]
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If you don't want to know how sausage is made, I think you're doing it wrong. I love making sausage, it's easy and yummy! I actually need to get a new meat grinder and I want to get one to make stuffed sausages.
 
Chameleonbear said:
As long as I'm not missing anything... I'd rather spend the time hanging out with my guy friends, at a nice bar where we can sit back smoke a nice hookah or cigar, have some drinks, have some nice conversation, and eat some good food.
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Now that I think about it... Its been a long time since I've gone to a hookah bar. The one place I used to go with a few friends had some really nice peach flavored tobacco.
 
Just got back from our land, didn't get to "test" as many knives as I hoped, but I did give my 4 a nice work out
 
Chameleonbear said:
I'm glad SOMEONE got that!
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well, but.....that guy was a little, er......you know, not making lifestyle judgements or anything, but he didn't want to get married.

Chameleonbear said:
As long as I'm not missing anything... I'd rather spend the time hanging out with my guy friends, at a nice bar where we can sit back smoke a nice hookah or cigar, have some drinks, have some nice conversation, and eat some good food.
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there might be time for both....and don't forget hanging out with your women friends, if you're a single pringle.





damn, I wish I had friends.....
 
This conversation is........let's just say I'm not sure I want to go back to pages 6, 7 and 8 to find out what the hell happened. :D
 
This Snark got wierd....

Props to JT and the Money for Nothing vid though!
One of the best songs of the 80's!

Spent the day at the zoo with my 5.11 Rush 24 on my back stuffed full of Gatorade and water bottles...
Half the time carry the Little Princess up on my shoulders.
A weekend filled with family, food, lots and lots of beer....I'm whooped!
 
granitestateofmind said:
well, but.....that guy was a little, er......you know, not making lifestyle judgements or anything, but he didn't want to get married.
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I don't know if he didn't want to be married cause he ate at Burger King, or cause he was actually smart.

granitestateofmind said:
there might be time for both....and don't forget hanging out with your women friends, if you're a single pringle.
damn, I wish I had friends.....
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This is true, I do like hanging with some females. Last time I was at a "bachelor party" we actually had 3 girls there with us that weren't strippers, they were friends.
 
Tdhurl1103 said:
This conversation is........let's just say I'm not sure I want to go back to pages 6, 7 and 8 to find out what the hell happened. :D
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do NOT go in there!

Yeah, don't blame me. I came into it in the middle and immediately stepped in it.....and I still can't get it off my shoe.
 
Tdhurl1103 said:
This conversation is........let's just say I'm not sure I want to go back to pages 6, 7 and 8 to find out what the hell happened. :D
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C'mon dude, don't be a sissy! Your location says "outside your comfort zone"... lulz. :D

Chameleonbear said:
If you don't want to know how sausage is made, I think you're doing it wrong.
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It's a figure of speech, don't take it too literally.

As you well know (probably better than I do), there's a huge difference between good homemade sausage and the ground-up lips and snouts and buttholes sold in most grocery stores... ;)

But yeah... strip clubs, politics and the music biz really are pretty much nothing but lips, snouts and buttholes.

worldwood said:
Strippers and hookahs....???....

Sign me up :D
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We need to party. :thumbup:
 
james terrio said:
It's a figure of speech, don't take it too literally.

As you well know (probably better than I do), there's a huge difference between good homemade sausage and the ground-up lips and snouts and buttholes sold in most grocery stores... ;)

But yeah... strip clubs, politics and the music biz really are pretty much nothing but lips, snouts and buttholes.
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Oh yeah... When I was in Jr. H.S. I went on a field trip to a hot dog plant. The funny thing, most kids were freaked out by it and were all "I'm never eating hot dogs again!" I was walking through the plant going "I could go for a hot dog" when we got finished with the field trip and on the way back we stopped for lunch and I had 3 hot dogs LOL!

I know it was just a phrase. I was just being goofy.
 
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