...she is just sure that everyone is going to be sure that I'm either a crazed mad-man, or a kooky tin foil hat wearing militia-man type....
this is too late for this trip, but may help in future:
so next time make sure you wear your cammies and a
nice shiny tinfoil hat (<-linky) as you prepare to go. the chain saw idea is also good, but you'll need to ensure you wear your tinfoil hat and laugh maniacally as you are starting it. extra points if you then use it to prepare the food while saying "i coulda brought a nice knife to do this, but no, you wouldn't let me", then laugh hysterically again.
p.s. - make sure your
tinfoil hat (<-another perspective on the tinfoil beany) is grounded, for maximum effectiveness a red wire (for visibility) alligator clipped to the hat, running down your leg to a metal spike taped to your boot so that it contacts or penetrates the ground will be a nice talking point. a 10ft copper ground rod would work better but restrict mobility a bit. again, extra points if you convince the kids to wear them too.
as an aside, here's a quotation from the last site, for all you pet lovers out there:
AFDBs (aluminum foil deflector beanies -ed.) for Pets
Pets are just as susceptible to psychotronics as humans -- probably even more so since they do not have as well developed a sense of self as humans do. AFDBs can and should be used to protect your pets just like you would yourself.
Pet AFDB construction is mostly the same as with human AFDBs, however size considerations need to be taken into account and adjusted accordingly. Pets with protruding, highly mounted ears such as cats, dogs, and llamas need to have holes cut into the AFDB to accommodate them. Great care must be taken when making these holes to leave enough extra aluminum to secure the hole around the base of the ear so no stray psychotronic rays leak in.
While concern for your pets' well being should be motivation enough to construct AFDBs for them, there is also another reason: any un-AFDBed entity with a central nervous system in your home -- even a beloved pet -- is a potential agent of the forces of mind control and may be used to spy on you or even bring physical harm against you. You are simply not safe with AFDBless pets in your home.
Warning signs of psychotronically affected pets:
* Does your cat stare intently at empty space as if watching something?
* Does your dog follow you around as if keeping track of you?
* Does your goldfish seem content to merely swim around in a little bowl observing you?
* Does your parrot say things that you never taught it to say, especially pro-NWO slogans?
p.s. - here's a photo of osma bin lightbulb wearing his reflectoturban and also sheilding his eyes so we can't see him (the ostrich effect) - this is why we haven't as yet found him.......
And after all you know that cougars are more plentiful in Kalifornia than they once were.
