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:( Hey....well i live in alaska and i dropped out of school so i don't have much to do in the day so me and this girl i know thought i would be fun to have her skip school and hang out in the woods by my house today..well i had my benchmade darkstar and my 12" d2 kabar cause i was plannin on being in the woods so u know ... well we were hanging out for a while walkin around and we came up on this fairly big moose on the trail in front of us ....so no big deal i've ran into moose in the past just leave them alone and all is good ...well not today :( he saw us and his hackels went up and his ears went back and that was not a fun thing to see so we started to walk backwards and he charged.. we ran and put some large trees between us so he would have a hard time pokin us with his antlers or stompin us and everything was looking ok until the girl i was with thought it would be a good time to try to escape and was knocked down and stomped...and....impaled by this moose well i was yelling and hitting it but to no avail so i unsheathed my kabar and...:( ..stuck it in it's neck sideways i'm (6'5" 275 so i could reach) and cut outwards and he ..sputtered for a while and ...died:( i picked up the girl i was with and ran for a good 20 minutes and called 911 and waited trying my best to help her..5 minutes later the ambulance came and rushed us off to the hospital they say she is going to be ok she has 2 brokes ribs and a lacerated liver so she's in pretty bad shape but i think she will pull through.Which leaves me here in a vacant office with my ibook using a "Stealin a phone line" to share this encounter with you guys...so well i gotta go.
 
That is insane. Get back into school. What do you mean you dropped out! You will regret it. Now trying to give your girl bad habits?
"i would be fun to have her skip school and hang out in the woods by my house today.." What? Not a good idea. She got stomped by a moose! :eek: Any more great ideas? Get back in school and learn about capitalizing the first letter of each new sentence. Also the word I, should...go ask your teacher.
 
Go back to School.. or you will be cleaning toilets for a living.... Take a trade... maybe Computers, or Electical... really do it for yourself.. you will thank yourself later.
 
If you like poverty as a way of life stay out of school. THAT
will be your lot in life.

An education is your only ticket to any kind of life at all and that
will be a full time job. Why make it impossible by dropping out
of school??

Just remember......there are folk's WITH an education that can't find
work. Where in he** do you think that leaves the dropouts???

There are only two basic ways to have money .......
Earn it and steal it . Me, I've got this thing about Jail.

Oh yea, I had to go to school and extra year to get my
diploma, but , I'd be damned I leave home without it.

It takes guts to do what's right even when YOU don't want to.

GET YOUR EDUCATION. YOU WILL NEED IT.
 
Iced Sapph?TTO?Ambassador Hays, Willie Washington?

Wise decision, quitting school. Probably wouldnt do you any good in your career dealing with tight white jackets and rubber walls anyway.
 
So, you skipped school, the girl you were with is almost dead, you made a 911 call, and now, instead of being in police headquarters answering a lot of questions about what you were doing and why your companion is almost dead, you are free to go about your buisness and hang out online.

Oh yea, you stabbed a moose in the neck and he sputtered and dropped dead. My friend, if you stabbed a moose in the neck, even with a Kabar, that moose would have impailed you and stomped you until there was little to shovel up for the morgue. An arrow is a much greater weapon and I know how long it takes a deer to succumb even after a good neck or sholder shot that gets into the chest area. I am talking about a 100+ pound deer. Now, this 1000+ pound moose sputtered and dropped dead from your single stab and slice with a hand knife.

You could consider a career as a writer. But, you need a lot of work. Hey, you could get some of that in school. Or, since you can run for 20 minutes with a teenage girl in your arms, you could become a professional athelete. That is an incredible feat.

BTW: The traditional folklore is about a Grizzly bear and a 3" folding pocket knife. I like your moose/kabar spin. Also, having lived through some real tragedies, I am quite confident that you would have absolutely no idea how long you ran or how far. The mind draws a complete blank after such an experience.
 
Please do the whole world (including you) a favor and stay (or go back)in/to school.
 
Ah, the entity previously known as TTO rears its ugly head once again. (Even if this isn't that infamous troll, this post is a load of unadulterated hogswill.)
Originally posted by NullRoot
Hey....well i live in alaska and i dropped out of school so i don't have much to do in the day so me and this girl i know thought i would be fun to have her skip school and hang out in the woods by my house today..
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Translation: "I like to pretend I live in Alaska, and I like to pretend that girls will talk to me."
well i had my benchmade darkstar and my 12" d2 kabar cause i was plannin on being in the woods so u know ...
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Translation: "Cause I'm, like, u know, livin off the land, and stuff, man, u know, like Rambo."
well we were hanging out for a while walkin around and we came up on this fairly big moose on the trail in front of us ....
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And the moose stood up and pointed at us, like, and it said, in this really deep voice, "REPENT, TTO! REPENT!"
so no big deal i've ran into moose in the past just leave them alone and all is good
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Like, this one day, I tripped over a moose in my bathtub, and I was really pissed, u know, because he was stepping on my rubber ducky, so I took out my H&K USP and I shot him a bunch of times and then cut his head off with a safety razor, and me and this girl who skipped school with me had him for dinner before we, u know, did it, huh-huh-huh-huh. But that wasn't this moose, that was a different moose.
...well not today he saw us and his hackels went up and his ears went back and that was not a fun thing to see so we started to walk backwards and he charged..
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...And in his hooves was a Spyderco Civilian!
we ran and put some large trees between us so he would have a hard time pokin us with his antlers or stompin us and everything was looking ok until the girl i was with thought it would be a good time to try to escape and was knocked down and stomped...and....impaled by this moose well i was yelling and hitting it but to no avail so i unsheathed my kabar and
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Man, I've had the very same problem, only this time I was out looking for Mothra, and instead Godzilla stomped my date flat. Boy, was I upset. Frowny-face icon, frowny-face icon.
..stuck it in it's neck sideways i'm (6'5" 275 so i could reach)
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Translation: "Because in my dreams I'm not a pathetic pencil-necked teenager."
and cut outwards and he ..sputtered for a while and ...died:( i picked up the girl i was with
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"...and briefly thought about gutting her and the moose, but figured I'd better not, u know..."
and ran for a good 20 minutes and called 911 and waited trying my best to help her..5 minutes later the ambulance came and rushed us off to the hospital they say she is going to be ok she has 2 brokes ribs and a lacerated liver so she's in pretty bad shape but i think she will pull through.
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I can see the medical report now: "Two brokes ribs. Major bummer."
Which leaves me here in a vacant office with my ibook using a "Stealin a phone line" to share this encounter with you guys...so well i gotta go.
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My, you're remarkably full of crap, aren't you?
 
Suddenly this duffus has more to do than just hang out in the trade forums. Silly little boy.

-Al-

PS: The version I heard involved a survival class, SAK Champion, and a hibernating bear.
 
LMAO Razor!! I can always rely on you to provide excellent entertainment!!:D
 
NullRoot,
You have been thoroughly challenged. Get back here and defend your story. A guy who does not back down from a moose is not going to cower when challenged on a discussion forum.
 
He won't; he'll just switch accounts and try not to bring attention to himself until his pathological need to spew BS stories overrides his desire to stay in the troll-closet.

The predictable thing about TTO is that he always outs himself, sooner or later. He can't help it.
 
Larus, the troll and his moronic attempt at entertainment are boring. What I was referring to was Razor's thrashing that has only just begun.
 
Oh no! Let this be a lesson to you to stay in school! What was the moose's name? I bet he knew this girl, and was jealous she was with you! Ya know, most assaults happen between people who KNOW EACH OTHER. That probly applys to mooses and bad spellrrs to!

Hey Razor, I cut some commo wire with a Gerber Mk. II in Saudi Arabia! I could embellish it, but I don't think anyone cares...

Can anyone provide a news story link on this moose on the loose story? :D hint...hint...

Karl
 
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