Ok, I'm just gonna say it...

I went to see it at the theatre with my dad and a dukes mixture of races. Everyone was laughing their asses off. Mel Brooks made asses out of everyone in that movie. Then they damn near banned it for being "racist" Hell, I like just about anything Brooks has ever done. He would make a great poster on this forum. Everyone would be selling their knives in the exchange!
 
A lot of people missed the fact that Richard Pryor was one of the Writers on Blazing Saddles. Funny guy! He could piss anyone off and make anyone that didn't have a stick stuck up their ass laugh until they cried.
 
R.A.T. said:
I went to see it at the theatre with my dad and a dukes mixture of races. Everyone was laughing their asses off. Mel Brooks made asses out of everyone in that movie. Then they damn near banned it for being "racist" Hell, I like just about anything Brooks has ever done. He would make a great poster on this forum. Everyone would be selling their knives in the exchange!
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i see your swartzch is as big as mine
 
Don Rearic said:
I had a friend once and they asked me what my Dad "did." Like, what he did for a living. Without batting an eye I said, "He's in Real Estate." Later on I said that my Dad had died, years before, and the person was awestruck at how disrespectful I had been to the memory of my Dad. I tried to explain to them, but they just didn't get it. My Dad would have thought that was funny. My Dad said a few things to me that if I think about to this day, almost 29 years later, it brings tears to my eyes. I miss him and I love him and this is how I deal with it.

I didn't even know what spurred this thread on until I happened upon the mess in the other one. I just jumped in this thread to call Jeff a puss. :D

But, he's not a puss as far as I can tell. Maybe the next ESEE knife should be called "The P.U.S.S." Practical Urban Survival Skinner or some shit. :D
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I have a similar story about my granddad. (He's in real estate too, BTW) Some folks find it "disrespectful" but it is what it is and sometimes humor injected into a tragic situation makes the person (or family) feel a little better. People get damn tired of hearing everyone say "I'm so sorry" or "I know how you feel". Bullshit. No one knows how someone feels unless it is them feeling it. So wearing your heart on your sleeve ( or worse, pretending to wear your heart on your sleeve) grants you no points in my world. I have a ton of compassion for others. Probably more than most folks. I also bring about a smile to other's faces by sometimes joking about their situation. I've seen it work many times. It all depends on the person and that has to be judged eye to eye.
 
I know that if I just keep reading enough I will get a laugh from one or two of you guys, and you did'nt let me down in the latter part of this thread!
 
Had a roommate years back that swallowed a bunch of pills over some tramp on his birthday. It was all about attention and getting her to feel sorry for him. Needless to say, I moved out cause he wasn't stable, but he is much better these days. Now every year I call him on his birthday and wish him happy anniversary. He thinks its hilarious but some of our friends get really mad about it.
 
R.A.T. said:
I went to see it at the theatre with my dad and a dukes mixture of races. Everyone was laughing their asses off. Mel Brooks made asses out of everyone in that movie. Then they damn near banned it for being "racist" Hell, I like just about anything Brooks has ever done. He would make a great poster on this forum. Everyone would be selling their knives in the exchange!
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Yeah most of the people were laughing their asses off, but there were those little knots of people who could laugh at everyone but themselves and were outraged by Brooks putting them into the mix as well...how dare him? I like pretty much everything he ever did too, I loved History of The World Part-I.
 
Don Rearic said:
A lot of people missed the fact that Richard Pryor was one of the Writers on Blazing Saddles. Funny guy! He could piss anyone off and make anyone that didn't have a stick stuck up their ass laugh until they cried.
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I didn't know that, man he sure could.
 
I loved Richard Pryor. Which Way is Up is a classic.
 
R.A.T. said:
It seems this Christmas holiday has a lot of people on edge and not so much in the Christmas spirit :) not just here but on the DPx forum also. So, I just want to apologize to everyone whom I have pissed on their shoes in the last week and hurt their feelings. Time for a big group hug and some egg nog or something. Wow, way too many people stressed out these days and taking things the wrong way. We appreciate each and every one of our members here, whether we piss you off or not. If you hang around long enough you will get your feelings hurt, I'm sure. As will we. And we will all just suck up as men, raise a glass in a toast to each other and move forward in life simply because typing on a computer never, ever, allows the other parties to see what we really mean. I'm sorry for being so damn happy, humorous and trying to make the world a little more cheerful by not taking every typed word so damn serious all the time.

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year everyone. We love ya!
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Jeff- Go f yerself!!!! :jerkit: LOL!- Just busting yer balls :D. Yes those on the net get all too carried away and have a tendency to take things all too seriously. Thanks for all you do and wishing you a prosperious, happy, and safe new year!
 
Jeff2131 said:
I'm Cool! :cool: Waiting on my new Junglas to arrive. Delivery date was today. I think the bad storms across the North East have delayed my shipment! :grumpy: Don't ya just hate it when that happens? :D
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Just hope the UPS driver didn't decide he needed your Junglas to scrape the snow off his windshield :)
 
WTF! If some can't take a joke here and there, then go to some other new age sensitive forum, I'm here to stay, I have read, and seen some of the best real life usefull info, advice, and some really funny stuff here, keep the humor, and great interaction going!
 
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